The girls that were with me were nurses disguised as porn stars. All my STDs have morphed into HPV-HIV-HERPES-GONNORHEA-SYPHILIS-CLAMYDIA-STREPTOCOCUS-MUCOSA. My testicles are nothnig more than golf ball sized tumors and I have 6 months to live. No tears, please. My bucket list was written days ago and only reads, "Get head till dead." I'm reading Tuesdays With Morrie now. Time to take my pills. Good night.