Dear Whore 3
By now everybody should be familiar with Jerome Tanner because he has been around the ol’ boff block for years like a film age pimp who came out of retirement. His Sex 5th Avenue was one of my favorite moonlit by television strolls back when I was first succumbing to the wonders of video porn as a horny teen. Fear not, the speedy history lesson is over now, so get your heads off the desks. One must first judge a movie by the female talent involved in the action and this one gets the gavel down lightning fast and pipe bomb boom on that question when names like Gia Paloma and Jennifer Luv put the pocket rocket close to lift off immediately upon first glance. Speaking o’ the devil’s fleshy fuck-cakes, Gia Paloma is up first to start off this third installment of an continuously amusing series penned by the subversively perverted Nelson X. Add his smirking lines to great action shot with an old school flair where more gonzo stylistics have been creeping in and you get Dear Whore 3. In fact, I dare call it gonzo.
First scene, slutty Gia?s boobies are bouncing around like meateor kabobs as she cowgirls. Camera work doesn’t get too arty and gives excellent perspective for folks following along at home hand on pud. Just don’t look at the Courtney Love reject lurking in the background with some other degenerates playing dregs. Hell, thanks to Gia that won’t be difficult, but don’t ask me why she’s there. If the doggy plundering doesn’t get your ya-ya out you may be dead, so check your pulse, because this’ll make the fist fizz jizz bolts fast.
The second sexing highlights Brooke without-a-last-name’s jumbo jama-lamas in agitation and another cork popper follows immediately as naughty blonde Fallon Sommers is pounded without respite where the angles again didn?t disappoint.
Since I love the concept of Christmas-themed porn, the fourth scene begins with secret messages to my alter ego. More importantly, Jennifer Luv is destined to be plowed here by “Santa†Evan Stone and I must say she gets done dandy once they roll out the barrel. Wow, in the last two flicks I’ve seen her in, she’s really stepped up to the plate blasting my balls into the stands.
Lastly, hot Asian-American Avena is insanely floppy with the perfect titties for such phenomena, but the compact up-close camera angles didn’t do her any justice. However, 4 out of 5 hella-cool well shot scenes will definitely make this dementist recommend Dear Whore 3.
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