TheBillyvassi: You are wrong, Sir. I respect any woman who thinks its in her best interests to fellate me and eat seed. How many millions of guys around the world waste billions of dollars in bars hoping for a little suction? I have the luxury of staying home and having flesh delivered a la Dominios pizza. No cover charges. No HEY IT'S LOUD IN HERE DO YOU WANNA GO BACK TO MY PLACE speeches. No flowers or gifts or commitment. Just pure 100% unfiltered suction.

Pope Vin XXX: What is EIC? Exec in charge?

Gunker: There are real heroes, actors who portray heroes on TV shows like HEROES, and porn heroes. My heroes are whores but if you are going to name JFK, I wonder what kind of Zapruder-like home movies could have been made with Marilyn Monroe?