The talk about awards got me thinking why doesn't JM hold it's own awards. You could call the statue the "Whore". You could get some really awesome categories.

Best new whore

Widest Gape

Nastiest White Trash Whore

Most Degrading Gag Scene

Most Loads Blown In a Single Scene

Most Loads Swallowed In a Single Scene

Anybody got any more?

Best New Stunt Dick

Scene Most Likely to Cause the Whore to Leave the Biz

Scene Most Likely to Cause Whore's Parents to Commit Suicide


And as for "Most Degrading Gag Factor Scene" that's a no brainer: Aurora Snow in Gag Factor 5. I imagine those disturbing quacking sounds her throat makes as it's getting reamed haunt her. I'm suprised she hasn't left the biz, faked her death, and taken on a new identity.

I OWN A TROPHY AND ENGRAVING BUSINESS!! Let me know when you present the awards. I will use the penis font. FOR REAL!!! Steve Holmes already got one from me.

Yes,thats her in Gag Factor 11.

Oh, I feel so sorry for her . . . . (Insert sarcastic smilie here)