dear lord.

the one thing i had to give to brandon was he might be nailing some haggard ...."looks like my mother drank when she had me " looking broads..but they all have nice shaved tiny little pussies.


i see this girl and im like "wowza" nice looking girl

then i scroll down to uncover the time machine pussy *shudder*

Brandon you do rule, all jokes aside...but fucksakes thats just uncalled for