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I hate people who get on esculators and just FUCKING STAND THERE and block any room for people who actually wanna walk up it to get somewhere.

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THANK you, Gian. This is one of my serious pet peeves. It's shaped like a set of stairs, fucktards. If you wanted to just stand there, you should have taken the fucking elevator.

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And never put your hands on the infinitely-repeating railing of an escalator! It's like a centrifuge, mixing all of the germs left by thousands of slack-jaws before you, combining various strains of influenza, herpes, rhinovirus and who-knows-what!