There used to be a time when winter was a cunt. A cold, freezing, snow up to your ten year old nipples cunt. In all the hype leading up to global warming we were blessed in Southern Ontario with some of the mildest winters in my life.

Winter has officially returned to my neck of the woods, but it's somehow different. It has brought less snow, colder temperatures and lasts a lot longer than it used to.

Anything over two inches of snow is now officially regarded as a storm. Schools closed last week because of the possibility of a major snowstorm. Even my fucking bank, which is in a well-plowed mall, was closed due to snow a couple of weeks ago, while the rest of the stores stayed open. I had a helluva time explaining to my auto insurance broker why I was unable to have my payment in on the due date.

Pussies. That's what it comes down to. The vaginafication of a society that has forgotten to take care of itself. If you have to wait 24 hrs for the city to clear your street so you can get out of your driveway, I suggest picking up a goddam shovel and making it happen.

I'm gonna go block my neighbour's car in with my plow. Partly because I can, but mostly because he's a douche.