Jesus Mutherfucking Christ. If Sasha didn't bring enough coffeehouse pretentiousness already, you all just upped the ante with the Francophilia. Now all we need is another one of Burg's oh-so-subtle ancillary references to Harvard. The dishwasher at the local Denny's is bilingual, and he impresses me more than you dumb fucks. At least he knows you pay a whore to fuck, and not to argue the fine points of L'Être et le Néant .
Now get this shit back on track, and bring down the rain of animus.

And btw Dan, Willie told me that most of Thailand's child prostitutes have pimps that can speak English... so don't waste your time.