There are very few things I genuinely Hate these days. Hate takes up too much energy. Most assholes and douchebags I pity because they'll soon be undone by their own folly. Nonetheless, there are still a few things I hate (in no particular order):

--- The Dallas Cowboys/Boston Redsocks (tie);
--- Dogma and Dogmatists (whether religious, political or otherwise);
--- Fascists of all stripes;
--- Slow moving people, especially during my commute to work;
--- Radical Lesbians;
--- Child Molesters;
--- Whiners, and especially whining musicians;
--- Elaborator's taste in music (see above);
--- Pretentious pseudointelectual PW posters who use the word "dialectic" (Hi, Sasha);
--- Oprah Winfrey;
--- Chicks who won't do anal by the third date; and
--- Muslims

Actually, that list is shorter than I thought it would be. I must be getting old.