"Suddenly, I heard this high-pitched noise and some sort of weird clicking. I turned around and there was this bizarre-looking creature waddling toward me." Its features, he recalled, included "green tentacles and eyeballs all over its face."

Yo I seen some shit like dat in some Jap mation porno.Them lil niggas dont play.They got aliens and demons with tentacle dicks raping schoolgirls.Yeah they ill with they shit like that.If you aint believe a nigga just google tentacle.Just that shit by itself.Even with the safety feature on.



http://www.swingster.net/images/tentacle.jpg

http://www.yuribou.net/blog/pics/tentacle2.jpg

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/10/1159927368965.jpg

Yo I aint never get shit like dis when I was in da jects for Christmas.Shit woulda been extra merry.Ya dig?

http://img3376.imagevenue.com/images/loc308/77262_tentacle_123_308lo.jpg

But yo back on topic that scientology shit is crazy gay.Something bout dis nigga named Xanu and alien ghosts walking the Earth and you gotta give them niggas money so they can make the ghosts leave.You gotta be an ignant nigga to believe some shit a sci fi writer wrote.Niggas all gassed up on Klingons and Wookies like dat shit be real.I aint sayin aliens aint real but I aint gonna believe some fake shit like dis.

Yo anybody see dat Nip/Tuck episode where dude had some tracking device that was put in by aliens taken out?Some bitch comes with guys in white coats to take him to da looney bin saying shes his daughter.Dat nigga say yo dis bitch is lying,my daughters fat.Then da bitch say her daddy got alzheimer's.Funny shit cuz next day dis fat bitch walk in saying shes looking for her dad.Doc says he said you were fat.She say not shit a bitch gotta eat.So where dat nigga at?Then both docs look at each other like yo we fucked up!The government dont play no snitch shit.Plus if dey got a hard on for a nigga(pause) den dey gonna get a nigga.Dey gonna storm every porn office one day saying nigga you gonna pay what you owe!Best believe they gonna tax niggas like its a thing to do.