Sung to the Beverly Hillbillies opening theme

Cum and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor, nasty, perv, barely gave his family head,
Then one day he was wankin on his pudd,
And up through his loins come a bubblin' crudd.

Jizz that is, white gold, Texas Mooooo.

Well the first thing you know Jed's poles, a millionaire,
Sperm banks say Pop Man move away from there
Said Chatsworth is the place you need to off load some jizz.
There’s people out there, got a thing called, the porno bizz
So they loaded up the truck and moved to San Fernando.



Valley, that is.

Camera, lights, Action, porno stars.

The Chatsworth Humpbillies!