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This is the former Mr. Jenna Jameson. At least she's not the only one looking fucked up.




Why is he trying to look all retro punk?
It's sad when men in their later years have to buy their clothes at Hot Topic to maintain some sort of "coolness."



Metallica?
That spells .... L-A-M-E.

Like, is he a grandpa or something?

They've sucked for, like, 20 years at least.