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Those guys are wearing the worst fitting suits I've ever seen. I'm not even a fag and I can do better than that.

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The sad thing is he probably thinks it fits him perfectly. I sold suits briefly a long time ago, and I can tell you that the average man will add two inches to his height and twenty five pounds to his weight when looking for an off-the-rack. Those figures increase if the salesgirl is hot, which was most probably the case with little mr. pete. Who the fuck is he, anyway?
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