Darth last night I was driving along a back road and using a Blackberry. I had just finished emailing Jules Jordan about his real height (not calling you a liar or anything).

I got to thinking that I haven't viewed any pics of Darth's cock in a while, so I started googling and searching the site to get my fix of such a fine heterosexual hobby, then it happened.

I hit a bump in the road and swerved just as a liger (which is like a tranny) darted from the side of the road and was introduced to the grill of my Ford. I immediately thought of you and threw the fucker in the bed of my pickup. It's keeping fresh in a snowbank by the side of my driveway.

I just sharpened my hunting knife and would like to send you the liger's cock and balls, as a gesture of our friendship. You could dangle them from the back of your helmut. It would look so cool.