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#294838 - 01/14/08 03:43 PM
Darth is a Great Poster!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
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Hi All, I haven't been a member of this board for a long time, but I know a great poster when I see one: Darth. He's witty, funny and highly intelligent. Darth has also shared insider info with me that hasn't even been posted anywhere yet! Darth has even promised to find me some work in the adult industry. He is one righteous dude, and everyone would do well to pay heed to his words! It pleases me to know that I have a friend in Darth. 
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#294839 - 01/14/08 05:54 PM
Re: Darth is a Great Poster!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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MPD?
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#294842 - 01/14/08 10:56 PM
Re: Darth is a Great Poster!
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Why would anyone want a poster of Darth?
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#294843 - 01/14/08 11:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I thought it said 'Darth is a Great Poser.'
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#294845 - 01/15/08 05:17 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
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As what, his fluffer?
I would hope not. Why is your first post on this an expression of your homosexual desires?
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#294846 - 01/15/08 08:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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As what, his fluffer?
I would hope not. Why is your first post on this an expression of your homosexual desires?
Now you need to respond to each and every other criticism of your thread. Unless you do, this little jab is useless.
Dance, monkey...DANCE!
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#294849 - 01/16/08 12:48 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
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Now you need to respond to each and every other criticism of your thread. Unless you do, this little jab is useless.
Dance, monkey...DANCE!
Your wit is weak, Willie! Unlike your B.O., which is very, very strong. Take a god damn shower! 
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#294850 - 01/16/08 06:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Now you need to respond to each and every other criticism of your thread. Unless you do, this little jab is useless.
Dance, monkey...DANCE!
Your wit is weak, Willie! Unlike your B.O., which is very, very strong. Take a god damn shower!
Strike one...try posting a picture of Skeeter and claim it's me. That was better than this weak attempt.
How's your double-wide these days?
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#294853 - 01/17/08 03:57 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Speak white, motherfucker. You're attempt at ebonics is ruining a beautifully bastardized language.
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#294855 - 01/17/08 05:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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blees you, freestylah.
[assuming blees you is something positive ...]
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#294856 - 01/17/08 06:47 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 27
Loc: Boston
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Skeeters that dude if you need some underage bitches to blees you with some dome.
I dare say I know my share of languages, but this must be something new. It's a first at XPT, people:
NEW SPECIES FOUND! SPEAKS UNDEFINED FORM OF ENGLISH!
Barely intelligible, but able to copy words from other people, louivillerich is trying to make his point. For examination purposes, the new species has been given the title 'Homo Louivillerich'. We advise all members to approach him/her with care.
At least, Ebonics is somewhat interesting. Standard American English, on the other hand, is a disgusting abomination. 
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#294857 - 01/17/08 09:25 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/16/08
Posts: 18
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Skeeters that dude if you need some underage bitches to blees you with some dome.
I dare say I know my share of languages, but this must be something new. It's a first at XPT, people:
NEW SPECIES FOUND! SPEAKS UNDEFINED FORM OF ENGLISH!
Barely intelligible, but able to copy words from other people, louivillerich is trying to make his point. For examination purposes, the new species has been given the title 'Homo Louivillerich'. We advise all members to approach him/her with care.
You a dickriding nigga.Just cuz I aint be talking like you and your molestor uncle that taught you how to "wrestle".
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#294859 - 01/17/08 11:50 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Jules doesn't have a very big penis and is very short among men. He would make a good tranny... which is like a Liger. Also, Spencer Planis did do it. It was not an accident.
Willie you love to look at my cock pictures I sent. You keep asking for more. What's up? Dance my little monkeyboi!
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#294860 - 01/17/08 12:07 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Darth last night I was driving along a back road and using a Blackberry. I had just finished emailing Jules Jordan about his real height (not calling you a liar or anything).
I got to thinking that I haven't viewed any pics of Darth's cock in a while, so I started googling and searching the site to get my fix of such a fine heterosexual hobby, then it happened.
I hit a bump in the road and swerved just as a liger (which is like a tranny) darted from the side of the road and was introduced to the grill of my Ford. I immediately thought of you and threw the fucker in the bed of my pickup. It's keeping fresh in a snowbank by the side of my driveway.
I just sharpened my hunting knife and would like to send you the liger's cock and balls, as a gesture of our friendship. You could dangle them from the back of your helmut. It would look so cool.
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#294865 - 01/17/08 06:03 PM
Re: Darth Is A Fraud
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Here is a clue for you monkey. We had a suite this year... which was a last minute change. Now dance little monkey.
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#294866 - 01/17/08 09:38 PM
Re: Darth Is A Fraud
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Here is a clue for you monkey. We had a suite this year... which was a last minute change. Now dance little monkey.
Wrong...owned.
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#294867 - 01/17/08 11:03 PM
Re: Darth Is A Fraud
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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That would be pwned beeee-atch. And I was not wrong. If you really want a bunch of lot numbers, I can easily do that.
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#294868 - 01/18/08 08:32 AM
Re: Darth Is A Fraud
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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That would be pwned beeee-atch. And I was not wrong. If you really want a bunch of lot numbers, I can easily do that.
1. No, it's "owned." Check your dictionary again.
2. You didn't know what "pwned" was until last week when Lou took you to school...owned again.
3. What's a "lot" number? Were you counting inventory somewhere last weekend? You've been caught in numerous lies before, why do you hang on to this one so doggedly? Just admit you're full of shit and you'd get let alone.
Isn't this like the tenth thread in a row about you that's backfired? That's some kind of record. We need a title company just to keep track of all the times you've been owned.
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#294869 - 01/18/08 10:31 AM
Re: Willie Is Very Gay - He loves cock
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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No. Actually I invented that word. Anyone who used it, stole it from me.
I don't have anything to prove to you Willie. I am an insider, and you are not. It hurts I know. It is something very different to be part of a company going to AVN vs being a fanboy like yourself. You and I both know this to be fact. Stalk Jenna lately fanboy?
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#294871 - 01/18/08 12:14 PM
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Anonymous
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We need a title company just to keep track of all the times you've been owned.
Thanks for the sig.
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