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The 40 Year Old Virgin was not just a clip....read the back of the dvd box. It doesn't matter anyway because techically tht was last year and didn't even count. What did count? Three episodes of Dirt, Knocked Up, SuperBad dvd bonus, calendars and greeting cards (check any Spencer's in any mall), the Maroon 5 video, the Grammy and Oscar's redcarpet, Mind of Mencia appearances, AMC shootout, and my battle with Martin Bashir on Nightline. I will admit a lot of the stuff I was nominated for I did not deserve (performer of the year) but I did deserve this one!!



How was that not a clip?I only watch that on HBO so please do tell.Dirts a shit show on FX.Tell me when youre on the Shield not doing guys with strap ons.Ill give you Knocked Up and Superbad but I honestly forgot you were in the extras.The dick drawings were more entertaining(no homo).Every whore does calendars and shit like that.Spencers is hardly a shop to brag about having shit in.Ill go in there when I need a blacklight poster or a scented marker(which I never will)Tons of girls have been video hos.Award shows need seat fillers.I guess a whore is better than some nerdy guy.Mind of Mencia fell off after the first season.I dont even know what that AMC thing is.Martin Bashir will talk to anyone.I havent heard his name since he interviewd michael jackson.battle with Martin Bashir on Nightline. "I will admit a lot of the stuff I was nominated for I did not deserve."I wouldve admitted that for you having not scene any of your contract vanilla work.So youve done a little more than Gina Lynn,I wouldnt exactly call you or any pornstar a crossover.Batman and Superman thats a crossover.Pornstar in a movie that just means the writers and the director wanted a glorified hooker in their movie in hopes of some blow jobs for free.Somewhere Seth Rogen is jerking off to a drawing of stormy being attacked by gorillas with banana dicks in their hands.