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can i call your penis "little debbie"?




Ha, I once had a girlfriend call my cock Strawberry Shortcake after the Little Debbie circular snacks that are always on perpetual sale.




sure it's not 'cause your peen is perpetually worth $1.19?

ha, just kidding. that looks yummy and i started nutrisystem the other day and everything smells like cat food and i think i'm going to cry now.
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