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#294558 - 01/12/08 09:03 PM My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Did you know that the equator as we know it is in fact a lie. The equator is a hoax foisted upon the American public by the omnipresent and powerful desktop globe manufacturers lobby that needed an excuse to hide their method of joining the northern and southern hemispheres together during their production process for fear of being perceived as foolish ne'er-do-wells. Don't let this shake the very foundation on which every thing you believe stands, but there is no EQUATOR. edit to add -------> Edited by k1ng (01/12/08 09:04 PM) _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#294559 - 01/12/08 09:34 PM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	_________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#294560 - 01/12/08 09:45 PM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	I drove my kid 2 hrs north this morning so he could play hockey on the Canadian border at 8 am. I stopped 5 minutes away from the rink to score my first cup of coffee to find the hairlipped store clerk debating the resident convenience store slug/hick on the fine points of Donny Rumsfields involvement in "nine-one-one" as it were. A double homicide was barely averted thanks to Powerades effective marketing campaign focused at 9 yr olds. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#294561 - 01/12/08 10:13 PM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Did you know that caffeine is not a natural component of coffee, like most people would have you believe. It's an additive originally started by the creators of the fictional character Juan Valdez, aka the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia, to help combat the popular custom of "siestas" commonly found in South America. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#294562 - 01/12/08 10:14 PM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Fucken mexicans and their worms... I believe it. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#294563 - 01/12/08 10:36 PM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: Did you know that caffeine is not a natural component of coffee, like most people would have you believe.... And as if that isn't bad enough, they charge you extra to "take it out" in decaf. Fuckin' jews.
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#294564 - 01/12/08 10:40 PM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Attachments 285169-c.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#294565 - 01/12/08 10:44 PM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: worms Did you know that, contrary to what most science texts would lead you to believe, worms are not truly asexual? It's a well known fact that the major force behind this theory, since its inception, has been a small group of highly influential and flamboyant transsexuals intent on numbing the public about the importance of gender identity with the hopes that introducing this idea of asexuality or being sexually advanced would lead to a slippery slope where the land of Kurt Lockwood and Nacho Vidal is acceptable. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#294566 - 01/13/08 02:47 AM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
thejerkmaster Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/02/08 Posts: 104	According to gaydters and TricHIa DeVeraux Nacho,Rocco,and Joey Silvera only film trannies for the money.I guess that makes sense.Instead of filming more straight porn or breaking into Hollywood why not film men in drag?People with advanced sexuality like lackwood and popevindiesllover watch porn too.
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#294567 - 01/13/08 04:29 AM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: worms Did you know that, contrary to what most science texts would lead you to believe, worms are not truly asexual? It's a well known fact that the major force behind this theory, since its inception, has been a small group of highly influential and flamboyant transsexuals intent on numbing the public about the importance of gender identity with the hopes that introducing this idea of asexuality or being sexually advanced would lead to a slippery slope where the land of Kurt Lockwood and Nacho Vidal is acceptable. I think you mean that they aren't truly "bi-sexual". Just saying .... Boryno, at synagogue we were discussing your unpaid debt for decaff-ing your coca cola [which was added when cocaine was removed]. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#294568 - 01/13/08 06:36 PM Re: My favorite conspiracy theory of the moment
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Kinq Quote: Did you know that, contrary to what most science texts would lead you to believe, worms are not truly asexual? It's a well known fact that the major force behind this theory, since its inception, has been a small group of highly influential and flamboyant transsexuals intent on numbing the public about the importance of gender identity with the hopes that introducing this idea of asexuality or being sexually advanced would lead to a slippery slope where the land of Kurt Lockwood and Nacho Vidal is acceptable. And yet another piece of the puzzle falls into place. Totally explains why I can't get a decent wiper on my windshield. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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