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Anyone know anything about this movie?



Yes, I watched it last night and it was completely and utterly retarded. Some kids go to a party and throw around a camera between them (a la Blair Witch Project), then some lobster attacks New York and they run around screaming.





Are there any swallowing scenes where the doomed young people decide to face death with dicks-a-spewing and chicks-a-gobbling? Do Vaginal Creampies ensue when, in the course of fucking, a young couple sees this "monster lobster with a irrational hatred of New Yak City" appear at the end of their street, and the couple decides that THEY dont need to practice safe sex anymore since they are about to be crushed, so the dude rips off the condom and frantically jacks off into his girl's vagina just as the giant Lobster tail clobbers their apartment complex?

Da Burg's Sample Dialogue for this movie:

(4 young dudes and 2 chicks atop a 15 story apartment building see the giant lobster appear at the end of the block, tearing up everything in its path)

<Chick #1> "Oh My god! Ahhhhh! What is that thing? We'll never get away from it!"

<Chick #2> "We are all going to die! *sob* Ahhhh my god! No! *more sobs*"

<Dude#1> "Wait girls I have an idea....here get down on your knees...Hey guys, come over here and drop your pants."

(Dudes 2, 3 and 4 crowd around the sniveling, crying girls now on their knees...all4 guys drop their pants and wave their dicks in front of the girls as the Monster makes its way down the street towards them, the sound of crushing cars and elderly people and children being eaten reverberating in the background. The 2 girls all of a sudden stop crying and are transfixed by the four penises now flopping in front of them. A blow bang ensues and it becomes a race to see if the 4 dudes can splooge into the mouths of the 2 formerly hysterical girls who are now giddy with cocksucking/sperm-anticipating delight.)

<Chick#1, rubbing her pussy while sucking 2 schlongs> "Oh wow this is so fucking hot! Sucking dick on the brink of death is a major turn on! I think I am going to cum.....mmmm *slurp*"

<Chick#2> "Lets swap cum before that supernatural beast smooshes us with its giant claws! Fuck yeah...mmmm *slurp slurp*"

(THE Monster Lobster obliterates the young oral sex performers just as Dudes 2 and 3 splooge into chick #1s mouth, a mixed scream of pleasure and terror brings the screen into a slow fade out...)


OR -Creampie alternative-


(A guy and a chick are fucking feverishly in a van...the monster appears in the distance and rampages towards them as the dude nears climax...except he is wearing a condom.)

<Girl> "Oh my god! That thing is coming right for us!"
<Guy, fucking while watching the monster approach> "Ugh...what should we do?!? I cant stop, I am about to cum!"
<Girl> "QUick, take the condom off! I want to feel your warm load spurting inside me as the teeth of that fucked up huge lobtser-like monster rip apart my flesh and render us into a thousand pieces!"
<Guy> "Ok." *rips condom off, sticks dick back in and 25 seconds later* "Ugh...ahhh." *Splooge*
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