Sounds like the old joke about the Scottish soldier faced with the conundrum of replacing or repairing the regimental condom - it was therefore put to a vote and the Regiment overwhelmingly supported the cheaper option of "Repair!"

Once I've unrolled one of those suckers I find it almost impossible to put the thing on. I think I would prefer to wrap a couple of metres of clingwrap around my wanger if I really had to stick it in the ho.