Earlier today, I was talking to a couple of long time pals and we were exchanging stories about some of the shit we've been up to while we've been apart.

One guy detailed a story about how him and this other guy both shared one condom between them on a whore- because supposedly they were both too drunk to even try finding another condom. Turns out, each guy would fuck the whore with the condom for a couple of minutes while the other guy jerked off or got his balls sucked- then they'd switch and the other dude would adorn the condom and do his thing.

They both spilled their beans inside the condom, drained it off and reused it later that same night. I'm sure some of you have been in similar if not worse circumstances seeing as this mate is somewhat half normal.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.