Can you imagine the dread moms in his neighborhood must feel when they see his blinds open a little as their children play outside or when he actually leaves his house to venture out into the real world?Im sure in his family hes the uncle the kids are warned to not be alone with and told to tell a parent if he offers to show his one eyed snake or share some of his "special" yogurt.Bono's probably responsible for more dead bodies and amber alerts than well ever know.At least serial killers and pedos are easy to spot.Ill never understand why whores are "friends" with this guy.Could lunch with bono really be so eventful that Teagan had to mention it in her blog?