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#293470 - 01/04/08 10:16 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104
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Can you imagine the dread moms in his neighborhood must feel when they see his blinds open a little as their children play outside or when he actually leaves his house to venture out into the real world?Im sure in his family hes the uncle the kids are warned to not be alone with and told to tell a parent if he offers to show his one eyed snake or share some of his "special" yogurt.Bono's probably responsible for more dead bodies and amber alerts than well ever know.At least serial killers and pedos are easy to spot.Ill never understand why whores are "friends" with this guy.Could lunch with bono really be so eventful that Teagan had to mention it in her blog?
Edited by thejerkmaster (01/04/08 10:17 AM)
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#293474 - 01/04/08 07:41 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
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In addition to Barely Legal and other teenie porno magazines, I'll bet this guy also subscribes to Guns & Ammo and Soldier of Fortune. 
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#293476 - 01/05/08 03:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Barely Legal Cat Fancy!!
Look blue-eyed TWINS!!
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#293478 - 01/05/08 09:23 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104
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Someone needs to add him on myspace so we can see what secrets are in bonos world.Id do it myself but Im sure he blocked me since I told him how i felt about him in a pm.
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#293482 - 01/07/08 10:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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This name bono-ONE? Where does it come from? Did it worship U2-frontman Bono, before turning to porn? ONE? Is this its IQ? Length of its dick? This thing is a moderator at ADT; no wonder I got banned within 5 posts. 'Boohoo, you're hurting my pornstar.'
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#293483 - 01/07/08 06:42 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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He totally has that Grocery Stork clerk look about him...
as for the name...is it a dedication to Bono and the U2 song "One"? I can picture him singing along to it on the way home from the overnight shift...
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#293484 - 01/07/08 06:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I hope a Super Wal-Mart moves in right next door to that Safeway.
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#293485 - 01/07/08 07:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104
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If he really works at your local market take some pics of him.A great shot would be him getting smacked with a double dong like Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
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#293486 - 01/08/08 03:55 AM
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Anonymous
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He totally has that Grocery Stork clerk look about him...
I think far more telling is the 'stasche. Why do all the flamers have those cheesy moustaches? Freddy Mercury. Mr. Brady in his later years. And now this guy. It's as if this life of fanboidom was his way of denying to himself that he's a pole smoker on par with Lockwood. Sad, really.
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#293492 - 01/10/08 06:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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#293495 - 01/14/08 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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he loves rockin that pedo 'stache.
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#293496 - 01/15/08 02:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I believe that is the first photo of him I've ever seen where he is not wearing a football jersey.
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#293497 - 01/15/08 06:50 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
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Don't you mean a t-shirt with John Lennon on it?
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#293500 - 01/15/08 02:15 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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Bono-One cleans up nice for the AVN Awards.
Is there not a picture in the world of this guy where he doesn't have that smug grin on his face that just screams "I'm gonna rape and decapitate your favorite porn whore, and get away with it, jerkoff.".
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#293503 - 01/15/08 03:54 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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dude from cold case files:
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#293505 - 01/15/08 04:24 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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Edited by Gigi (01/15/08 04:25 PM)
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#293507 - 01/16/08 08:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
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#293510 - 11/22/08 02:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Yuck.
Maybe he thinks that watching people fuck will make himself less of a virgin?
Panzer is also a virgin and is way less pathetic.
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#293511 - 11/22/08 03:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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 Short analysis of listed movies: No Cum Dodging Allowed 5 --> Bono swallows a few healthy loads Swallow My Squirt 2 --> Bono gets pissed on and swallows copious amounts of 'female ejaculate' Tim Von Swine's Pork BBQ --> Bono plays the chef (picture of Bono with white hat currently unavailable) White Wife Black Cock 4 --> No explanation required
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#293514 - 11/22/08 10:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Look at ADT, you will have to do some data mole stuff. Bono is a virgin. A very old virgin.
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#293515 - 11/22/08 10:52 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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The loser in question admitted being a 30 something loser here
Edited by Crocodile (11/22/08 10:53 AM)
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#293516 - 11/22/08 01:48 PM
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Anonymous
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As of today, he's now a 40-Year-Old Virgin.
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#293519 - 11/23/08 01:19 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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He blew you? Way to spread the disease, midg.
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#293525 - 11/23/08 08:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Maybe he is related to Dennis Rader, the BTK killer from Kansas. Where is Bono from? I see a family resemblence.
nice pedo mustache 
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#293526 - 11/23/08 10:11 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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LG, you're so right re: the pedo mustache. Could someone explain why these guys always seem to have that same look? As in, glasses like two fishtanks - like they'd be thick enough to burn ants with - and that odd mustache where they can't quite grow it in, so then never really trim it and it just ends up looking a certain way. Another case in point:
Edward Dean Schuler - Repeat Sex Offender - Baby Raper
Just minutes before his two-day trial was expected to begin, a registered sex offender pleaded guilty Tuesday to raping a then 4-year-old girl in mid-2006 and was sentenced to 20 years in prison.
Under the terms of the negotiated plea, Edward Dean Schuler, 41, of Dover, will serve a minimum of 70 percent of the total sentence — about 14 years — before he will be eligible for parole, 5th Judicial District Prosecuting Attorney David Gibbons said Tuesday morning.
The girl’s mother, who spoke to a reporter after Schuler entered the guilty plea, said she was satisfied with the agreement.
“I just want him to be where he isn’t going to hurt any other kids,” she said. “This is the second time around that he’s done this, and it’s got to stop.”
Schuler was previously convicted of sexual assault on a child — the charge that led to his inclusion on a statewide sex offender registry maintained by the Arkansas Crime Information Center (ACIC).
Gibbons filed the rape charge March 7 after the girl, who is now living in Arizona, told authorities Schuler “poked her hard in her crotch area” while her mother was at the grocery store, according to a probable-cause statement filed in circuit court.
Schuler later failed a polygraph examination, according to the statement, which noted the child’s mother found traces of blood in the girl’s underwear after her daughter told her it hurt to use the restroom.
Source: http://vigilant-antis.blogspot.com/2008_01_01_archive.html
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#293528 - 11/24/08 12:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#293529 - 11/24/08 01:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Maybe he is related to Dennis Rader, the BTK killer from Kansas. Where is Bono from? I see a family resemblence.
nice pedo mustache
After that photo Mia went and slit her wrists.
and quits porn
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#293531 - 11/25/08 12:32 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Maybe he is related to Dennis Rader, the BTK killer from Kansas. Where is Bono from? I see a family resemblence.
nice pedo mustache
After that photo Mia went and slit her wrists.
I'd like to wrist her slit...Mia made a hot redhead. 
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#293536 - 11/28/08 02:38 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? B. hicks
Hey homie, no worries. <3
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#293538 - 11/28/08 03:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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From Wiktionary: great (comparative greater, superlative greatest) Very big, large scale. 
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#293539 - 11/28/08 08:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#293541 - 11/29/08 10:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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ps. you still have a great nose.
Many whores have great fake tits, lips & some even butts.
Mia breaks the mold with her fake nose.
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#293542 - 11/29/08 10:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I can think of many pws that should have a nose job instead of a tit job, but I digress. mia rocks!
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#293543 - 11/29/08 11:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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OK then, get your dainty dukes ready & punch them in the face @ AEE. I'll hold your camera in the meantime.
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#293545 - 11/30/08 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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I always thought she looked more like Jen Aniston.
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#293546 - 02/03/09 04:01 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/05
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#293547 - 02/03/09 05:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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The Ohio St. shirts must have all been in the wash.
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