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#293465 - 01/04/08 09:18 AM bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	That's right, when bono is not busy writing love poems to Katja Kassin or selling his DVD screener copies on e-bay, he studiously keeps the Cranapple and macaroni shelves fully stocked at my local Safeway on Shea & Scottsdale Rd.
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#293466 - 01/04/08 09:20 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	The good Kraft macaroni or the store brand? _________________________
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#293467 - 01/04/08 09:23 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	aaak...at least on the right side!! Attachments 283843-bonoabouttodometh.jpg (9 downloads)
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#293468 - 01/04/08 09:24 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	he got closer to nipples in the baby care aisle. Attachments 283844-bonoabouttogetkickedoutofahotelroom.jpg (11 downloads)
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#293469 - 01/04/08 09:26 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: aaak...at least on the right side!! He got bigger boobies than Mia. _________________________
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#293470 - 01/04/08 10:16 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
thejerkmaster Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/02/08 Posts: 104	Can you imagine the dread moms in his neighborhood must feel when they see his blinds open a little as their children play outside or when he actually leaves his house to venture out into the real world?Im sure in his family hes the uncle the kids are warned to not be alone with and told to tell a parent if he offers to show his one eyed snake or share some of his "special" yogurt.Bono's probably responsible for more dead bodies and amber alerts than well ever know.At least serial killers and pedos are easy to spot.Ill never understand why whores are "friends" with this guy.Could lunch with bono really be so eventful that Teagan had to mention it in her blog? Edited by thejerkmaster (01/04/08 10:17 AM)
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#293471 - 01/04/08 10:41 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: That's right, when bono is not busy writing love poems to Katja Kassin or selling his DVD screener copies on e-bay, he studiously keeps the Cranapple and macaroni shelves fully stocked at my local Safeway on Shea & Scottsdale Rd. Do you ever go there and purposely drop a carton of milk just so you can pretend he's mop boy on a bukkake shoot? _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#293472 - 01/04/08 11:03 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Al Snow w/ Head Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/26/05 Posts: 319 Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown	Holy shit, hopefully he's nowhere near the produce aisle.
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#293473 - 01/04/08 06:46 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Saevus Maximus Gay For Pay Registered: 04/19/03 Posts: 1083 Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.	Stalking and killing girls is his business and business is good. Oh and Bono One looks like a creep that gets off on touching children. Edited by Saevus Maximus (01/04/08 06:48 PM) _________________________ "Rape one baby and they label you a child molester. It's a cruel world brother." Skeeter Kerkove
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#293474 - 01/04/08 07:41 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1133 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	In addition to Barely Legal and other teenie porno magazines, I'll bet this guy also subscribes to Guns & Ammo and Soldier of Fortune. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#293475 - 01/05/08 10:15 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: In addition to Barely Legal and other teenie porno magazines, I'll bet this guy also subscribes to Guns & Ammo and Soldier of Fortune. don't forget Cat Fancy _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#293476 - 01/05/08 03:51 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Barely Legal Cat Fancy!! Look blue-eyed TWINS!! Attachments 284071-BLCatFancy.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#293477 - 01/05/08 03:57 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Next month: Ceara Lynch inter-racial. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#293478 - 01/05/08 09:23 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
thejerkmaster Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/02/08 Posts: 104	Someone needs to add him on myspace so we can see what secrets are in bonos world.Id do it myself but Im sure he blocked me since I told him how i felt about him in a pm.
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#293479 - 01/07/08 04:59 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
I Love Moose Knuckle Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/18/07 Posts: 68 Loc: Orange County, CA	Another creepy pic....... Attachments 284278-654724093_483b9a150f.jpg (169 downloads)
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#293480 - 01/07/08 05:16 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
I Love Moose Knuckle Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/18/07 Posts: 68 Loc: Orange County, CA	Could Bono-One be the fanboy to bring Jenna back to performing in porn ?? Attachments 284279-362061405_bbd289776d_m.jpg (118 downloads)
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#293481 - 01/07/08 08:52 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Creepy. Hopefully the cops will find the dismembered bodies in his back yard and throw this freak in jail where he belongs. Ladies beware. Bono is the new Sportswami. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#293482 - 01/07/08 10:26 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	This name bono-ONE? Where does it come from? Did it worship U2-frontman Bono, before turning to porn? ONE? Is this its IQ? Length of its dick? This thing is a moderator at ADT; no wonder I got banned within 5 posts. 'Boohoo, you're hurting my pornstar.' _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#293483 - 01/07/08 06:42 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	He totally has that Grocery Stork clerk look about him... as for the name...is it a dedication to Bono and the U2 song "One"? I can picture him singing along to it on the way home from the overnight shift... _________________________
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#293484 - 01/07/08 06:48 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I hope a Super Wal-Mart moves in right next door to that Safeway.
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#293485 - 01/07/08 07:21 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
thejerkmaster Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 01/02/08 Posts: 104	If he really works at your local market take some pics of him.A great shot would be him getting smacked with a double dong like Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
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#293486 - 01/08/08 03:55 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: He totally has that Grocery Stork clerk look about him... I think far more telling is the 'stasche. Why do all the flamers have those cheesy moustaches? Freddy Mercury. Mr. Brady in his later years. And now this guy. It's as if this life of fanboidom was his way of denying to himself that he's a pole smoker on par with Lockwood. Sad, really.
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#293487 - 01/09/08 02:48 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
I Love Moose Knuckle Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/18/07 Posts: 68 Loc: Orange County, CA	wow, that stash makes me think he would rather take pictures of harry potter than porn stars Attachments 284673-22hpnude.jpg (50 downloads)
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#293488 - 01/09/08 04:53 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Its only day 1 and Bono ONE is already stalking his prey. Attachments 284741-DSC04733-1.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#293489 - 01/09/08 05:40 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I got the tombstone ready, Jeff. Attachments 284752-Nyomi Marcela tombstone.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#293490 - 01/09/08 09:07 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Its 2008 Fatty. _________________________
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#293491 - 01/09/08 09:16 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	_________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#293492 - 01/10/08 06:38 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: Its 2008 Fatty. She's been dead since last year, the police just haven't found her body yet. _________________________
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#293493 - 01/14/08 02:38 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Porn broads make it a point to become friendly with dorky and ugly guys. That's why they bring home the big bucks and Jenna Jameson can afford bodyguards. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#293494 - 01/14/08 09:23 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Bono-One cleans up nice for the AVN Awards. Attachments 285396-bono1 gia.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#293495 - 01/14/08 09:35 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	he loves rockin that pedo 'stache. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#293496 - 01/15/08 02:53 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	I believe that is the first photo of him I've ever seen where he is not wearing a football jersey. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#293497 - 01/15/08 06:50 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
redish Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 06/27/06 Posts: 323 Loc: Back in Gia's camera case	Don't you mean a t-shirt with John Lennon on it? _________________________ Me??? I HAAAATE unconditional love. It's like winning by default. --- Baby g
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#293498 - 01/15/08 07:22 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Quote: Bono-One cleans up nice for the AVN Awards. That's because when all the pw were at the show he went to the daycare center. You never get a second chance to make a first impression on a six year old. _________________________
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#293499 - 01/15/08 09:03 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	One of the girls in my booth said every time this guy walked by it made her skin crawl. She said he looked like someone who kills and rapes children. I told her to be careful because he does. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#293500 - 01/15/08 02:15 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Al Snow w/ Head Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/26/05 Posts: 319 Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown	Quote: Bono-One cleans up nice for the AVN Awards. Is there not a picture in the world of this guy where he doesn't have that smug grin on his face that just screams "I'm gonna rape and decapitate your favorite porn whore, and get away with it, jerkoff.".
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#293501 - 01/15/08 03:04 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: Is there not a picture in the world of this guy where he doesn't have that smug grin on his face that just screams "I'm gonna rape and decapitate your favorite porn whore, and get away with it, jerkoff.". In my opinion, the grin is more like a 'Could I help you with that, ma'am?' grin. The hypocritical small store manager, who fucks his underage store clerks (both male and female) in the backroom. But his eyes........ have that stone cold crazy killer look. He looks far more dangerous in a suit than in his football jerseys. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#293502 - 01/15/08 03:47 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Al Snow w/ Head Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/26/05 Posts: 319 Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown	Now that I look at that pic, I'm reminded of every episode of Cold Case Files or American Justice when the victim's family talks about the remorseless killer sitting in the courtroom with a smirk on his face.
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#293503 - 01/15/08 03:54 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	dude from cold case files: _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#293504 - 01/15/08 03:55 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	:high fives gigi: That's what I'm saying! _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#293505 - 01/15/08 04:24 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Attachments 285585-dannypino.jpg (13 downloads) Edited by Gigi (01/15/08 04:25 PM) _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#293506 - 01/15/08 10:04 PM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1133 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	Maybe he is related to Dennis Rader, the BTK killer from Kansas. Where is Bono from? I see a family resemblence. Attachments 285632-Dennis_Rader_booking.jpg (9 downloads) _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#293507 - 01/16/08 08:08 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Not the real bono, but still funny... http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=84924
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#293508 - 02/06/08 01:14 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
I Love Moose Knuckle Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/18/07 Posts: 68 Loc: Orange County, CA	This is the closest he will ever get to losing his virginity... Attachments 289672-bono4.jpg (72 downloads)
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#293509 - 11/22/08 02:13 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Look who's listed on iafd.com Attachments 363475-Picture 2.png (9 downloads) _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#293510 - 11/22/08 02:23 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Yuck. Maybe he thinks that watching people fuck will make himself less of a virgin? Panzer is also a virgin and is way less pathetic. _________________________
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#293511 - 11/22/08 03:04 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Short analysis of listed movies: No Cum Dodging Allowed 5 --> Bono swallows a few healthy loads Swallow My Squirt 2 --> Bono gets pissed on and swallows copious amounts of 'female ejaculate' Tim Von Swine's Pork BBQ --> Bono plays the chef (picture of Bono with white hat currently unavailable) White Wife Black Cock 4 --> No explanation required _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#293512 - 11/22/08 09:59 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	bono one in a porn expo makes me remember this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk37TvIR8E
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#293513 - 11/22/08 10:21 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	All non sex movies??
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#293514 - 11/22/08 10:38 AM Re: bono-ONE: Fanboy Shelf Stocker
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Look at ADT, you will have to do some data mole stuff. Bono is a virgin. A very old virgin. _________________________
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