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#293446 - 01/04/08 09:08 AM Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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Obama had a great victory speech

Huckabee had ...um Chuck Norris standing behind him...


The Republican Front Runner has Crazy Fucking Eyes.



Eat it Bushits...

In 2000, the last time there was a caucus in both parties, Republicans turned out 87,000 voters, while Democrats produced 59,000. There are around 600,000 registered Democrats in Iowa, and about 550,000 Republicans, but when you consider that on caucus nights, Republicans just need to show up and point to a name, while Democrats are committing to two hours of public wrangling, it's not a surprise that more Republicans show up to be "first in the nation."

Except for yesterday.

When the Des Moines Register poll was predicated on a turnout of 200,000, I was scornful. And they were wrong -- but only because they were too conservative.

Last night, the Republicans produced around 115,000 voters -- an impressive 30% increase.

But the Democrats turned out 236,000. That's an increase of roughly one whole helluva lot.

And it's a huge indicator of both how energized Democrats are this year, and how ready independents are to put their chips on the D line

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#293447 - 01/04/08 11:23 AM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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Chuck Norris = Victory
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#293448 - 01/04/08 11:47 AM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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Chuck Norris=religious nutbar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMjAFcdXqXk
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#293449 - 01/04/08 12:10 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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Chuck Norris once beat the Devil himself in a Banjo Duel
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#293450 - 01/04/08 12:54 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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Chuck Norris=religious nutbar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMjAFcdXqXk




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#293451 - 01/04/08 01:05 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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As one born and raised in Iowa and with a great deal of ancestral history intertwined with the Republican party, I'm a bit shocked.

I haven't been in the state or in touch with anyone there during the campaigning, but it's obvious to me that this nutjob Huckabee won't ever be elected president, particularly in the shadow of the outgoing nutjob, Bush. Don't get me wrong, I'm not on any Bush haterade here, for I'd wager at this point that even the staunchest GOP'ers must be at least a bit disappointed.

There are many good reasons that the 1st caucus is held in Iowa, none of them appear to have been on display yesterday for the GOP, but I digress. Have the Iowa Repubs just ended the GOP's hopes for the presidential office? Very possibly, yes.

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#293452 - 01/04/08 01:27 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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Fuckin' Chuck Norris!!
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#293453 - 01/04/08 02:55 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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In all seriousness- it is Iowa. Believe me, wait until 3 primaries are done on both sides before we start talking frontrunners. It may not be either Huck or Bama.
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#293454 - 01/04/08 06:38 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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the Republicans are done...


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#293455 - 01/04/08 07:01 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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the Republicans are done...


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#293456 - 01/04/08 09:10 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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#293457 - 01/04/08 10:23 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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As one born and raised in Iowa and with a great deal of ancestral history intertwined with the Republican party,




I once visited Herbert Hoover's birthplace in Iowa.
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#293458 - 01/04/08 10:46 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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Let's not leap to any conclusions here.

Mittens is getting his groove on...





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#293459 - 01/04/08 10:59 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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Thanks for your input





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#293460 - 01/04/08 11:13 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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" 1. America is a great nation. Selecting a President is a very important process. Having the first event of that process take place in Iowa is absurd. Ethnically Iowa does not represent the US. Iowa’s economy is not microcosm of the nation’s. Because the event is a caucus and not an open primary—well, that doubles the absurdity of the exercise.

2. A day is a lifetime in politics. The ultimate absurdity of this year’s election process has been dubbed the Super Duper Primary. It takes place on February 5 when twenty-four states are scheduled to hold a primary or a caucus. The Super Duper Primary is thirty lifetimes away.

3. Since 1976, winners of the Iowa Caucuses have not done well. Of the five most recent presidents, only one triumphed in the Iowa Caucuses the year he was first elected president—G. W. Bush.

* bbensing's diary :: ::
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4. Over a hundred thousand more Democrats went to the caucuses than Republicans. Combine that with the electoral surge that the Democrats made in 2006 and you’ve got this: many Democrats are very happy right now, and there are more nervous Republicans than you can shake used Florida butterfly ballot at.

5. Huckabee and Obama won convincing victories. For that they garner the benefits of winning the Iowa Caucuses. In the hours after the caucuses, they will raise thousands of dollars. And the bright lights of free publicity will shine on them. The downside is that they will have a King Kamehameha-sized target on their backs.

6. In the immediate future, Huckabee has more challenges than Obama. Huckabee does not have the infrastructure in New Hampshire that he will need to make the most of his Iowa successes. There are not nearly as many evangelical Christians in New Hampshire as there are in Iowa. This group served as Huckabee’s base in Iowa. Republican economic conservatives loathe Huckabee. They’ll suggest Huckabee is crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory.

7. Huckabee and Obama gave very good victory speeches. But even here, the Democrats took the prize. Obama’s victory speech was incredibly good. More importantly it showed how unified and coherent his campaign is. Obama blended change, hope, and optimism into a whole that transcended anything the Republican candidates can deliver at this point. At this moment in space-time, Obama has the whole package: a Republican administration many dislike that Obama can run against, positions on issues that a majority of Americans favor, a sterling campaign, a Super Duper-sized recyclable container overflowing intangibles—he’s charismatic, he has a savvy wife with a winning smile, and two incredibly adorable children—and so much money he’ll be able to spend it faster than a jackrabbit on moonshine.

8. Senator Clinton took some very serious hits. Obama earned more votes than she did from the senators most prized constituencies: Democrats, women, Independents.

9. It’s refreshing that Edwards and Huckabee did well in Iowa—though they spent far less money than their opponents. (Huckabee won and Edwards came in second.) Don’t be derided by the talk of their success. Most of the time, in American politics, money remains paramount. After the New Hampshire Primary, money will be of tremendous importance.

10. The next stop in the absurdity we call the American political process is almost as bizarre as the first one. New Hampshire offers an open primary. This is a good thing. Voters may vote for any candidate. Sadly for those who prefer the absurd, this is not Cook County, voters will have to be alive to vote and voters will only be able to vote once. But considerable silliness remains. The primary is happening in a state that ethnically and economically does not represent America."

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/1/4/145537/8428/587/430631
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#293461 - 01/04/08 11:56 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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(#6) "Republican economic conservatives loathe Huckabee. They’ll suggest Huckabee is crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory."





Boom goes the dynamite!

As far as the question "why Iowa first" goes, I don't know, I won't be an apologist on the matter. I do know that Iowans are generally good people, slow to judge, allergic to bullshit, and patient. Howard Dean's gaffe in '04 of dressing down a persistent questioner at a campaign event cost him dearly.
All told, I'm proud of the fact that lilly-white Iowa chose Obama, and equally perplexed that Huck also took the prize. These are strange times.

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#293462 - 01/05/08 12:26 AM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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So, the Dems choice is between a cocaine snorting/dealing muslim, Barrack Hussein Obama and a bull dyke posing as a heterosexual aka hillary clinton with her lesbian lover/campaign manager Huma Abedin pulling all the strings. Should be an interesting election year.
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#293463 - 01/05/08 07:22 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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So, the Dems choice is between a cocaine snorting/dealing muslim, Barrack Hussein Obama and a bull dyke posing as a heterosexual aka hillary clinton with her lesbian lover/campaign manager Huma Abedin pulling all the strings. Should be an interesting election year.




Ummm, you forgot Edwards, Rush.
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#293464 - 01/05/08 07:57 PM Re: Aw Shucks...It's Huck!!!
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Fuck it, they all suck. Every last one of them.

The way things are going, it'll be a contest between the two guys who can't get elected: Huckabee and Obama. Nobody wins; Everyone loses.



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