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#293382 - 01/04/08 12:38 AM Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Ripped from Yahoo:

LOS ANGELES - Police were called to Britney Spears' home Thursday night in a custodial dispute that lasted nearly three hours before an intoxicated Spears reportedly turned over her children to ex-husband Kevin Federline.

Officers were called to the home around 8 p.m., and the 26-year-old singer turned over the children around 10:50 p.m., Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman, told City News Service.

Aerial footage from KTLA-TV showed Spears being lifted in a gurney into an ambulance. It was unclear where she was being taken.

Lee said Spears was under the influence of an unknown substance, and no injuries were reported.

The incident involved a family dispute that police worked to resolve "peacefully by court order," he said.

An Associated Press photographer outside the gated community that includes Spears' house saw six police cars, an ambulance and a fire truck enter around 10:30 p.m. A dispatcher with the fire department referred calls to the police department.

Spears and Federline are fighting over custody of their sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James.

Federline, 29, has temporary custody of the children because Spears, who has limited visitation rights, has defied court orders. The two were married in October 2004 and divorced in July.

Calls to attorneys for Federline and Spears were not immediately returned.

Earlier Thursday, the singer appeared for a deposition in the custody dispute.

She was deposed for just 14 minutes, attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan told reporters after she left.

Spears called in sick for a Dec. 12 court-ordered deposition, but was photographed that day driving with a friend. She also didn't show up for a session Wednesday, Kaplan said.

Spears' attorneys from the firm Trope and Trope on Wednesday filed a court motion asking to be relieved due to a "breakdown" in communication with their client.

Kaplan said Spears' attorneys were present for what became a very abbreviated session.

"The deposition proceeding did go forward today. It was scheduled for 9:45 to 11:45," Kaplan said. "However, it wasn't able to commence until 11:32."

"You can imagine in 14 minutes there's not a lot of time to develop questions," he said.

Kaplan said another deposition would be scheduled.
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#293383 - 01/04/08 12:52 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Britney on the gurney being loaded into the ambulance.




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#293384 - 01/04/08 12:53 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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You've got to hit TMZ for the latest stuff, they update quicker than papers or the AP.
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Britney Wheeled Out on a Gurney!!

Posted Jan 4th 2008 2:29AM (ET) by TMZ Staff

Britney SpearsUPDATE: Britney has arrived at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. We're told as she was brought out of the ambulance, she flipped off the waiting paparazzi. Oh my god that Britney's shameless.

OMG THE DRAMA! TMZ is there as Britney Spears was just wheeled out of her home on a gurney by paramedics! Why god why?!?

We're told Britney is being taken to a local hospital on a "medical hold" -- essentially a mental evaluation. Cops found her earlier this evening at her home under the influence of an "unknown substance."

Cops were called to the popnightmare's home in Beverly Hills this evening after she reportedly refused to return custody of her two kids back over to their father's bodyguard. Oh the insanity of it all!

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#293385 - 01/04/08 01:18 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Damn. LOL. I thought I had the shit, but WOW!! Just wow...
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#293386 - 01/04/08 02:29 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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There's nothing left of Shitney's life that shocks me anymore. That's the sad thing. She could have had the ambulance stop at Starbucks for some Frapps and I wouldn't be shocked. But goddamnit I WANT MORE BRITNEY DRAMA EVERYDAYYYYY! Do not disapoint me, 2008.
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#293387 - 01/04/08 08:59 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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i guess lil Jamie Lynn was getting too much press.

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#293388 - 01/04/08 09:31 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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i want some of what she on



on second thought maybe not

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#293389 - 01/04/08 12:12 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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#293390 - 01/04/08 01:49 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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She looks like she's eagerly awaiting a paramedic gangbang. Take note of the ankle restraints to reduce cumdodging to a minimum.
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#293391 - 01/04/08 04:40 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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cue chris crocker.



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#293392 - 01/04/08 07:23 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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She looks like she's eagerly awaiting a paramedic gangbang. Take note of the ankle restraints to reduce cumdodging to a minimum.




Fuck that... this wh0re fears no gangbang. She pays Comptons
finest to sling it.They weren't .2 miles into the rescue before the p-meds had her ankles strapped behind her ears and the guy with the .40 cal was wearing her cervix as a hat.
pew.... pew....

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#293393 - 01/04/08 08:15 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A court commissioner gave sole physical and legal custody of Britney Spears' two little boys Friday to ex-husband Kevin Federline and suspended the troubled pop star's visitation rights.

SOURCE?
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#293394 - 01/04/08 09:48 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Copy of the court order:
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/0104_brit_kfed_order_wm.pdf

More photos and video
http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/04/britney-wheeled-out-on-a-gurney/

Bobby Trendy holds candelight vigil for the bitch
http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/04/trendys-moving-candlelight-visual-for-britney/

Some faggy boyband shows up to play as the ambulance rolls up
http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/04/fame-whores-crash-brits-ambulance-ride/

I hope this blows up even more...I gots plenty of time on my hands.

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#293395 - 01/05/08 06:20 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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LOS ANGELES (AP) -- A court commissioner gave sole physical and legal custody of Britney Spears' two little boys Friday to ex-husband Kevin Federline and suspended the troubled pop star's visitation rights.

SOURCE?




You have to have fallen pretty far down the food chain to be a woman, mother and millionaire, yet still have the court award custody to a fucking wigger.
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#293396 - 01/05/08 06:28 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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You can take the whore out of the country, but you can't take the redneck out of the whore.
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#293397 - 01/05/08 06:30 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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[image][\image]

This peek keeps giving me serious wood.

Btw I don't know who Bobby Trendy is, but I do know he's the biggest fag I've seen in a long time. He should be tied up, pissed on repeatedly by a homeless guy with a bladder infection, and repeatedly called faggot until he cries cute little faggoty tears all down his cheeks.

Umm, the dude is gay, isn't he?


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#293398 - 01/05/08 06:33 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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godammit my wife's laptop has no address bar. can't copy and post the image, but I'm sure it will be found nonetheless.
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#293399 - 01/05/08 06:50 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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I don't know who Bobby Trendy is, but I do know he's the biggest fag I've seen in a long time. He should be tied up, pissed on repeatedly by a homeless guy with a bladder infection, and repeatedly called faggot until he cries cute little faggoty tears all down his cheeks.

Umm, the dude is gay, isn't he?




Is that what Dane's calling himself these days? What happened to Poof Bumblebee?




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#293400 - 01/05/08 09:11 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Oh yeah, and her lawyers want to fire themselves because she's too unreliable. Now that's sinking low.
http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/02/lawyers-to-brit-were-excused/

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#293401 - 01/05/08 10:12 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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from tmz....

"We are hearing from multiple sources that Britney Spears is throwing a fit on the 7th floor of Cedars-Sinai. She is demanding to leave, screaming at the staff, will not lay or sit still, we're told.

From all indications, she is being held on a 5150, which means she is a danger to herself and others. Typically, people in that situation can be held for 72 hours against their will.

We have also been told she has pulled her IV out and is generally out of control."

+++++
all her drug/alcohol tests have come back negative. she really is this crazazy.
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#293402 - 01/05/08 11:14 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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It sounds like Britney is ready for her porn debut, if she wants to go any lower its the only thing she hasn't done. Has anyone contacted her people yet?
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#293403 - 01/05/08 11:47 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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From all indications, she is being held on a 5150, which means she is a danger to herself and others.




Awesome.





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#293404 - 01/05/08 12:32 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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godammit my wife's laptop has no address bar. can't copy and post the image, but I'm sure it will be found nonetheless.




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#293405 - 01/05/08 12:37 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Those poor kids.
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#293406 - 01/05/08 03:26 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Thanks Fatman. Lovin' it.
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#293407 - 01/05/08 06:01 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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I wonder if Justin Timberlake gets a case of the shivering whim-whams when he reflects on how this all could have been his?
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#293408 - 01/05/08 06:51 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Remember when she was holding on to her virginity?

Maybe she should have held out longer.
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#293409 - 01/05/08 08:27 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/05/dr-phil-on-britney-she-is-in-dire-need-of-help/

Dr. Phil on Britney: She Is in "Dire Need" of Help-


Dr. Phil has issued the following statement to ET about his visit with Britney Spears this morning.

"My meeting with Britney and some of her family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention.

She was released moments before my arrival and was packing when I entered the room. We visited for about an hour before I walked with her to her car. I am very concerned for her."


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#293410 - 01/05/08 09:52 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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In a just and kind world she would have snapped and killed Dr. Phil.
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#293411 - 01/06/08 09:39 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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In a just and kind world she would have snapped and killed Dr. Phil.




Fake Dr. Phil Diary from Canada's National Post:

MONDAY

Well, here we go again. It's the end of the year, the therapist's silly season, and my phone is ringing like Satan's fire alarm. You know what my grandpappy used to say about New Year's? He said if he wanted to wear a funny hat, stay up late, get drunk and talk about all the stuff he really should do but wasn't gonna, he would have become a preacher. I'm not sayin it's bad to set goals. All I'm sayin is a resolution won't stop you taking a big ol' swan dive into Lake Jackass. It's like I was telling Britney Spears today, when she called for some advice. "Look," I said. "Sometimes you make the right decision, and sometimes you make the decision right. You chose door number two, sweetie, and you can't change what you don't acknowledge. It's time to get real, Britney... Britney! You can't hear me if you're cryin." She sniffled a bit, then paused. "It's just so unfair, y'all," she said. "I ain't no train wreck."

TUESDAY

I cannot stand people who drink and drive. What are they thinking? It's like going to a birthday party without a present. It starts out fine, and you're thinking you're gonna get away with it, but sooner or later your number comes up, and you panic and do something stupid. And then it's BAM! A one-way ticket to the ol' Nincompoop Pines Resort and Spa, and they've got you booked for a five-year stay. I was making this point to Mischa Barton, who just got busted. "Mischa," I said. "Life is a marathon, but you're running it like it's the hundred-yard dash. You have to slooooooow doooooown. But I want you to know that if you want help, I'm gonna be behind you the whole way, riding on the turnip truck, passing out the sarsaparilla, darn tootin."

WEDNESDAY

David Hasselhoff called today. He couldn't really say much, so I started. "What do you do, David, when you do what you do?" No answer. "You know what I think? I think you're the referee in a cage match between Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels. Sound familiar? Now, you need to listen to fate because fate is listening to you. And you know what it's hearing? It's hearing farts, David, because you're eating all those hamburgers and drinking all the time. Do you know what happens when fate hears you farting?" He managed an answer this time. "No, it doesn't fart back," I said. "Fate isn't a boozing numbskull like you. No. It backs away and leaves you alone. Stinky, drunk and alone."

THURSDAY

Took some Dr. Phil time today. Went for a walk, had a nap, then out for some Chinese food. Combo number seven, the widowmaker, with extra chilies. I was so stuffed I could barely eat my fortune cookie, but my momma didn't raise no quitters. It said: "Happiness is not getting what you want. It's wanting what you get." Dammit, that's mine! Somebody's gonna get sued.

FRIDAY

Oprah called today, hyperventilating. I was busy, but I kind of owe her. "Put down the chicken wing, honey," I said. "And the Snickers, too. Back away slowly. You don't want to go there. You know you're like Tatiana the tiger around that stuff. Get hold of one little drumstick, and suddenly you're on a rampage. Now, tell me what happened." It was a fight with Stedman. Didn't need a crystal ball for that one. I've always said that guy is crooked as a bucket of snakes, slippery as a frozen banana peel, weaselly as Courtney Love's winter coat, shifty as a keyboard factory at quittin time...

Anyway, I told her to cut him some slack. Perfectionism itself is an imperfection, because life is like an onion. If you keep peeling back the layers, looking for the best part, you'll wind up with a big mess and no more onion.

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#293412 - 01/06/08 03:29 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Dr. Phil is such a jackass. To use a situation like this to further his own name and get his face in the news is jist disgusting. I have more respect for Khan Tusion that this dude.

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#293413 - 01/06/08 03:48 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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If Dr Phil is doing this just with the intent of getting Britney on his show then he is using her just like everybody else. Why is he putting out press releases?! If he was a decent human being he would be seeing her privately

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#293414 - 01/06/08 04:11 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Quote:

Quote:








She looks like she's eagerly awaiting a paramedic gangbang. Take note of the ankle restraints to reduce cumdodging to a minimum.




Fuck that... this wh0re fears no gangbang. She pays Comptons
finest to sling it.They weren't .2 miles into the rescue before the p-meds had her ankles strapped behind her ears and the guy with the .40 cal was wearing her cervix as a hat.
pew.... pew....






Is this projection? I mean, do you dream of wearing Britney's cervix as a hat yourself?

Awesome comment, btw!
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#293415 - 01/06/08 04:18 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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If Dr Phil is doing this just with the intent of getting Britney on his show then he is using her just like everybody else. Why is he putting out press releases?! If he was a decent human being he would be seeing her privately




He's trying to get a job at KSEX.
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#293416 - 01/06/08 04:27 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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He's trying to get a job at KSEX.





I can see him hangin' with Powder.






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#293417 - 01/06/08 09:07 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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From all indications, she is being held on a 5150,



If this and reports of her behavior at the hospital are true she's handing the judge all he needs to prevent her from seeing or having anything to do with the kids, other than child support payments.
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#293418 - 01/07/08 04:40 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Quote:

Quote:


From all indications, she is being held on a 5150,



If this and reports of her behavior at the hospital are true she's handing the judge all he needs to prevent her from seeing or having anything to do with the kids, other than child support payments.




What child support payments? You think she's got a chance to work after all of this crap? How much cash you think she's going to have come this time next year? What's she going to do going forward? Who's going to watch her or buy her over-produced "music"?
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#293419 - 01/07/08 08:42 AM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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Dr. Phil is such a jackass. To use a situation like this to further his own name and get his face in the news is jist disgusting. I have more respect for Khan Tusion that this dude.




I think a vist from Khan would do this whore a world of good.
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#293420 - 01/07/08 06:12 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
Handful Offline
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If Dr. Phil is getting a kick at the can then it's only fair that Khan should be given a chance to put in a word, or a foot or two. It's just a matter of time.

She won't have to work and she could shit on a plate and make money from it. No matter how low she's sunk her name will continue to sell. When the tragic music whoremommy has played out she will find another venue.

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#293421 - 01/07/08 06:38 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

She won't have to work and she could shit on a plate and make money from it.




You're likely right about this.

How would Britney's entree to the marketplace impact entrenched vendors such as Princess Ceara?

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#293422 - 01/07/08 11:19 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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I can't believe Britney lost all custody to her sons. How fucked up and stupid are you if K-Fed is the more fit parent to raise those two little future Reverse Bukkake stars?
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#293423 - 01/07/08 11:25 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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The cream rises to the top, the detritus sinks to the bottom. This isn't over yet, they've all yet to reach the bottom. I wish we wouldn't have to watch it on TV anymore, it's a tired trainwreck.

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#293424 - 01/09/08 04:06 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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The Spears Clan are after Dr. Phil!

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Doctor-patient confidentiality apparently doesn't extend to TV doctors. Or at least, not to one in particular.

Britney Spears' family has lashed out at Dr. Phil McGraw for violating their trust by not only speaking so publicly—and frequently—to the media about his brief hospital meeting with the singer but by planning what was ultimately an ill-fated special about her plight.




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#293425 - 01/11/08 03:34 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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LouCypher






Fuck that... this wh0re fears no gangbang. She pays Comptons
finest to sling it.They weren't .2 miles into the rescue before the p-meds had her ankles strapped behind her ears and the guy with the .40 cal was wearing her cervix as a hat.
pew.... pew....



freestylah
Is this projection? I mean, do you dream of wearing Britney's cervix as a hat yourself?

Awesome comment, btw!




Projection??? Only if I'm at a bar kiddo. For my high def
needs I prefer plasma > B+W.

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I mean, do you dream of wearing Britney's cervix as a hat yourself?



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#293426 - 01/15/08 12:46 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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from perez:



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Warning to everyone: if you see Britney Spears on the streets, do not talk to her. She will bite!

The mother of two, who won't be doing much mothering any time soon, continues to make headlines with her crazy behavior.

Sunday afternoon, Unfitney paid a visit to the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square mall in Sherman Oaks, where she and paparazzo boy toy Adnan Ghalib caused quite a commotion.

Brit Brit grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan.

Moments later, Spears came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks, Life & Style reports.

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells the mag.

It's not like we haven't all seen it already!

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me!' says the employee. "Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

She was probably farting in his face. He likes that.

When Britney and Adnan finally stumbled out, Spears mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

She sure knows how to make a dramatic exit!


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#293427 - 01/15/08 01:54 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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That's the same mall where Tera Patrick's dog got stolen. How can I shop in that Betsey Johnson knowing the dresses now have Cheeto dust and Frapp stains on them?

P.s., That is NOT the same BJ store (Betsey Johnson, you pervs) where I got my AVN dress.
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#293428 - 01/15/08 02:40 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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That's the same mall where Tera Patrick's dog got stolen. How can I shop in that Betsey Johnson knowing the dresses now have Cheeto dust and Frapp stains on them?




it ain't the cheeto dust i'd be worried about. cold sores all over her face? ding dang.


and did you take any pics in the red dress before returning it?
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#293429 - 01/15/08 02:42 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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There's a BJ store around the corner from my office (across from the new Agent Provocateur), I'd love to go shopping with you and then you could watch me eat lunch!
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#293430 - 01/15/08 02:52 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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That's the same mall where Tera Patrick's dog got stolen. How can I shop in that Betsey Johnson knowing the dresses now have Cheeto dust and Frapp stains on them?




it ain't the cheeto dust i'd be worried about. cold sores all over her face? ding dang.


and did you take any pics in the red dress before returning it?




The red dress looks like Kasey Jordan's (in the green dress) but red.



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#293431 - 01/15/08 02:54 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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There's a BJ store around the corner from my office (across from the new Agent Provocateur), I'd love to go shopping with you and then you could watch me eat lunch!




HAHAHAHA! I just had my first real meal since the convention. I get so nervous about everything being perfect that I have zero appetite, and btw, I love Agent Provocateur! Here is my friend Sarah's haiku about Britney.

What is Brit's problem?
Too many frappachinos
Are freezing her brain?
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#293432 - 01/15/08 03:24 PM Re: Britney Spears LATEST fuck up. WOW...
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I think it is an imposter. The real Britney lacks the theatrical talent to pull off a British accent.
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#293433 - 02/01/08 09:28 PM Spears' 12-officer police escort..........
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http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-britney2feb02,0,6404125.story
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Spears' 12-officer police escort prompts call for paparazzi limits


L.A. Councilman Dennis Zine plans to push for a measure to create a 'personal safety zone' for those targeted by the media. Chief Bratton says existing laws should suffice.
By Andrew Blankstein and Richard Winton, Los Angeles Times Staff Writers
5:26 PM PST, February 1, 2008
After aggressive paparazzi prompted police to escort Britney Spears to the hospital this week, Los Angeles City Councilman Dennis Zine announced Friday that he plans to push for an ordinance that would create a minimum "personal safety zone" around individuals targeted by the media.

Zine said the estimated $25,000 it cost for police to escort Spears to the hospital was necessary to protect the public from dangers posed by the horde of celebrity photographers pursuing the pop star. He said paparazzi wereincreasingly endangering celebrities and bystanders with their aggressive behavior and car pursuits.


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"I don't want a repeat of what happened to Princess Diana with a celebrity in Los Angeles," he said. "We had to have 12 officers escort [Spears] to the hospital that if not for paparazzi would have been used to prevent crime somewhere else."

Zine said he plans to introduce a motion that calls for the city attorney and LAPD to draft new restrictions on paparazzi, including an ordinance that would create a zone of clear space in order to protect public safety on streets, sidewalks and at access points to emergency care facilities and private businesses and homes.

"It is a major issue we have to address. We are in a celebrity town," he said. "Celebrities have a right to live in peace and freedom."

But Police Chief William J. Bratton said existing laws can deal with the paparazzi.

"Councilman Zine is responding to frustration we all have with the paparazzi," Bratton said. "We already have appropriate laws within the constitutional guidelines and we intend to do that whether it is erratic driving, trespassing on private property or any action that goes beyond the constitutional rights to cover a story."

Bratton strongly defended the LAPD decision to deploy a dozen officers to escort Spears, saying she is a resident of the city and is "certainly in great need of assistance."

He said the public should blame the paparazzi for this week's events.

"They are the ones making a spectacle of themselves," Bratton said. "We will do what we need to do to protect the public from this cast of characters."

Representatives for Spears told Los Angeles police officials Monday that they believed she needed a psychiatric evaluation because of continuing erratic behavior. After extensive discussions about alternatives, the LAPD mapped a strategy for getting her to UCLA Medical Center amid an anticipated swarm of paparazzi.

The next morning the plan was executed with about two dozen police officers, a helicopter and a special team that took Spears out through a gate in an ambulance with covered windows to shield her from photographers.

Meanwhile, a Los Angeles County court commissioner Friday granted Spears' father, James, and a court-appointed attorney temporary conservatorship over her affairs and estate, said Allan Parachini, a court spokesman.

The decision gives James Spears the ability to make decisions involving his daughter's assets, property and medical care, restrict visitors to her home, change locks at her residence and hire security. It also allows him to seek civil restraining orders, which the court issued against Spears' manager and friend, Sam Lutfi.

Parachini said another hearing will be held Monday in which the commissioner will decide whether to extend the orders.

"In essence, her parents got what they wanted," Parachini said.

andrew.blankstein@latimes.com

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#293434 - 02/27/08 08:24 PM Re: Spears' 12-officer police escort..........
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What a terrible website to ask such a question! She's young! She has kids! We are outraged! We made the right decision by not giving the site's address!




They seem to forget that if you make the most basic of google searches for when is britney going to die the first hit might be it.


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