Ed Powers is the Charon of the porn world, carrying naive wannabe whores across the River Dixxx on his banana boat. I've always wondered the immensity of the monetary desperation that the pigs who fuck him have to be going through to debase themselves in such a foul and thoroughly unpleasant manner. But i will agree that he's one lucky fucker—mindbogglingly undeserving, but lucky nevertheless. Here's to you Ed...suckin my dick