I'm going to have to devote some time to thinking of nominees, here's off the top of my head.

Train Wreck of the Year: Jenna Jameson (Does she count as being in porn anymore?)

Most Delusional Whore: Lori Lust

Most Swashbuckling Swordsman () : Kurt Lockwood

The ‘Would You Just Get Out of Porn Already?’ Award: I can think of a dozen people off the top of my head.

Who Are You Again?: Mike South or Cleopatra

Favorite Poster of Color: Guapo

Least Favorite Poster of Color: Tritone

Just Go Away And Die in An Alley: Wankus

Favorite Fat Fag Award: frankie "da legend" with Sal MckVey in a close second place

Can I assume Luke Ford automatically wins the Little Pussy Award?
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