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#292793 - 12/31/07 04:50 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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I'm going to have to devote some time to thinking of nominees, here's off the top of my head.
Train Wreck of the Year: Jenna Jameson (Does she count as being in porn anymore?)
Most Delusional Whore: Lori Lust
Most Swashbuckling Swordsman (  ) : Kurt Lockwood
The ‘Would You Just Get Out of Porn Already?’ Award: I can think of a dozen people off the top of my head.
Who Are You Again?: Mike South or Cleopatra
Favorite Poster of Color: Guapo
Least Favorite Poster of Color: Tritone
Just Go Away And Die in An Alley: Wankus
Favorite Fat Fag Award: frankie "da legend" with Sal MckVey in a close second place
Can I assume Luke Ford automatically wins the Little Pussy Award?
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#292799 - 01/01/08 05:49 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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monstar gets the assclown award because he cant tell that eva angelinas white heart is a fucking tattoo with white ink.fuck how can you know her for so long and not have fucked her and got a close look at the thing?crucifixio jones gets an honorable mention for suggesting its a tan.yeah im sure she has enough free time to put a star stencil on her tit all the time.she doesnt even have time to escort anymore.how close exactly did you get to alexis amore btw?especially since youre in north carloina or some no name state like that.dumbfuck.
What the fuck are you talking about you stupid fucking douchebag? I live in Los Angeles, California.
when your mom was doing donkey shows in TJ while you were in her womb, did one bop you in the head?
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#292801 - 01/01/08 08:53 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
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crucifixio jones gets an honorable mention for suggesting its a tan.
*takes a bow*
This nomination is an honor and I will remember it always. Thank you.
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#292802 - 01/01/08 09:22 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 103
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monstar gets the assclown award because he cant tell that eva angelinas white heart is a fucking tattoo with white ink.fuck how can you know her for so long and not have fucked her and got a close look at the thing?crucifixio jones gets an honorable mention for suggesting its a tan.yeah im sure she has enough free time to put a star stencil on her tit all the time.she doesnt even have time to escort anymore.how close exactly did you get to alexis amore btw?especially since youre in north carloina or some no name state like that.dumbfuck.
What the fuck are you talking about you stupid fucking douchebag? I live in Los Angeles, California.
when your mom was doing donkey shows in TJ while you were in her womb, did one bop you in the head?
read it again carefully runs with trannies.i said crucidixio bones lives there dickhead.
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#292806 - 01/02/08 01:04 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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#292808 - 01/02/08 06:29 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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The categories should include:
Mope of the Year
Most Busted Looking B.I.P. Girl
Quickest Banning of a Douche Bag
Most Alt ID's (Brandon finally has some competition this year)
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#292810 - 01/02/08 08:09 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Between the lame/cool twat, Karma's Fist or whatever the fuck he calls himself now, and Frankie Goes to West Hollywood, the XPT breakthrough (as in needs to have face broken through a cinder block) poster of the year has the most depth of any category.
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#292812 - 01/03/08 07:05 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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With all of their HiDef shooting they don't have time for silly press releases. Or Craig is recovering from extensive plastic surgery for razor scars, take your pic.
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#292813 - 01/03/08 08:05 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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can i nominate myself for the "i quit..just kidding award"?
see last january.
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#292814 - 01/03/08 08:38 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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me no think malice or steward likem you better me
Frankie, you made two mistakes here:
1. You called your own shot, which almost always backfires.
2. You thought. Thinking for you usually leads to douchebaggery.
Bye bye, shitbag.
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#292816 - 01/03/08 03:34 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The 'I Quit...Just Kidding' award goes to Belladonna. Love her!
Jondra award: Tie between Dongy Long and Taryn Thomas
And when the fuck did I ever say it was cool that Sasha was an existentialist? I don't even read philosophy.
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#292817 - 01/03/08 05:17 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104
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I know Im new here but a search made this turn up."Sasha Grey is really nice and she's an existentialist. How do you believe that existentialism fits into porn?"If you dont think its cool why did you even mention it?
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#292820 - 01/03/08 11:30 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104
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So shes not nice and its not cool that shes emo?
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#292823 - 01/06/08 10:41 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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ADT regular
Registered: 08/17/04
Posts: 17
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AAHHH! It is taking every once of self control I have not to add my nominees to the list!!! Monstar had better get over here quick and wrestle me away from the computer before I commit PR suicide! LOL! I will say this: I was wondering the same thing as Christian...what is up with the delusional Miss Lust?? It's been very quiet...too quiet...something is up. Any guesses?? Ok...I've got one more question: What exactly is it that Cleopatra does? I had this conversation today and NO ONE knows.
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#292825 - 01/07/08 04:44 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Monstar had better get over here quick and wrestle me away from the computer before I commit PR suicide! LOL!
I would but I'm busy loading your Shootout Video on to YouTube.
'sides anyone you would name probably deserves to be on the list. LOL
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#292826 - 01/07/08 04:56 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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See Stormy, Mon* wants you to "spill" ...
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#292828 - 01/07/08 02:22 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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AAHHH! It is taking every once of self control I have not to add my nominees to the list!!! Monstar had better get over here quick and wrestle me away from the computer before I commit PR suicide! LOL! I will say this: I was wondering the same thing as Christian...what is up with the delusional Miss Lust?? It's been very quiet...too quiet...something is up. Any guesses?? Ok...I've got one more question: What exactly is it that Cleopatra does? I had this conversation today and NO ONE knows.
a whore who takes cum shots to the face is afraid of speaking her mind because of pr?? what kind of bullshit is this!
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#292829 - 01/07/08 02:29 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#292831 - 01/07/08 04:32 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Also, can we get a Suitcase Pimp of the Year category?
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#292832 - 01/07/08 04:39 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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AAHHH! It is taking every once of self control I have not to add my nominees to the list!!! Monstar had better get over here quick and wrestle me away from the computer before I commit PR suicide! LOL! I will say this: I was wondering the same thing as Christian...what is up with the delusional Miss Lust?? It's been very quiet...too quiet...something is up. Any guesses?? Ok...I've got one more question: What exactly is it that Cleopatra does? I had this conversation today and NO ONE knows.
a whore who takes cum shots to the face is afraid of speaking her mind because of pr?? what kind of bullshit is this!
Yes, pr matters, Guapo. You can still take cum shots to the face, and still be a smart business woman. Even smarter, if you swallow.
to me smart is speakin your mind no matter what the cost. smarts aint about pleasing everyone, smarts is about blazing your fuckin trail gia.
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#292833 - 01/07/08 05:16 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Also, can we get a Suitcase Pimp of the Year category?
YES! I'm going to aim for the 2009 one.
bitch betta have my money.
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#292835 - 01/07/08 06:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#292836 - 01/07/08 08:39 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Tobi Pacific's is a winner too.
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#292838 - 01/07/08 09:18 PM
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Registered: 08/17/04
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#292839 - 01/07/08 09:18 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
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I recently had the (dis)pleasure of getting screwed over, I mean, working with Lexi Carrington and her "Suitcase" on a content trade. Suffice it to say, in 12 years, Lexi (mostly because of her husband) is the third girl I've ever added to my "Won't Shoot" list, and the other two are no longer in the industry. I have never been lied to and manipulated so blatantly in all my life. My vote goes to Lexi's Mister for the Suitcase Pimp of the year award. If he's not a controlling ass who lives off of his wife's back, I don't know who is. 
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Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education.
Stupidity implies an inability to learn.
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#292840 - 01/07/08 10:57 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104
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I recently had the (dis)pleasure of getting screwed over, I mean, working with Lexi Carrington and her "Suitcase" on a content trade.
Suffice it to say, in 12 years, Lexi (mostly because of her husband) is the third girl I've ever added to my "Won't Shoot" list, and the other two are no longer in the industry.
I have never been lied to and manipulated so blatantly in all my life.
My vote goes to Lexi's Mister for the Suitcase Pimp of the year award. If he's not a controlling ass who lives off of his wife's back, I don't know who is.
Elaborate.
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#292842 - 01/07/08 11:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Perhaps Bad Habit means this incident. From his entry on pornstarperformance.com Booked a content shoot with Lexi a week in advance and had a dozen emails (with photos and details) back and forth so there was no misunderstanding about what was expected. She had no problem doing a smoking Boy/Girl scene with the male talent booked.
We drove almost two hours to get to the location, and found Lexi there with her husband/suitcase pimp. Wasn't expecting him there but whatever.
After going through make up and equipment set up and taking several hundred "pretty girl" stills (which I gave them copies of for her website), the male talent got prepared and we started setting up to do the scene. This is when "Mr. Carrington" pulls Lexi aside to speak with her. Shortly after, Lexi comes up to me and says she can't do the scene because the guy is too old (he's only a year older then Lexi). I review her site and point out where she states she has no upper age limit for male talent and several photos of her with "older" guys, but she insists he's too old. After some discussion she agrees to to a BJ scene with him so the day isn't a complete waste of time.
While filming the scene, "Mr. Carrington" starts packing their gear and making noise through out the filming. Even after being asked to be quite, he continues fucking around and the entire audio track is polluted. Not that it mattered, after just 10 minutes he's calling for the scene to wrap so we fake the pop and they're both out the door as soon as Lexi gets dressed and wipes off her face.
The other female talent present say they believe that the "Mr." was jealous of the male talent and heard him tell her she couldn't work with him.
My advice to anyone foolish enough to book Lexi Carrington; make sure her asshole husband isn't allowed on the set.
The Kicker, the photos I took have been posted to her site without so much as a credit to me or my company.
~UPDATE~
Lexi had written to me the other day asking if I would remove this posting. I was going to but I just found out that I am now apparently being vilified by Lexi on her MySpace account..
Most of the (uninvited) emails I am getting seem to confirm that Lexi is a vendictive drama queen.
Please, someone else hire her so she has another target to slander besides me.
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#292844 - 01/08/08 06:21 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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you forgot chelsie rae's
damn i totally forgot about that douchebag. i was booked with her once when she wasnt feeling well for zero tolerance. he was wearing a red light district tshirt and sitting about a room away. short, chunky, and lame. not good times. and good one stormy, forgot about him.
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#292847 - 01/08/08 10:08 PM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/02/08
Posts: 104
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Or the guy can pretend to cum in the girls mouth.I saw a webcam show the other week where they pulled this shit.
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#292848 - 01/09/08 02:41 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/18/07
Posts: 68
Loc: Orange County, CA
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so we fake the pop and they're both out the door as soon as Lexi gets dressed and wipes off her face.
How do you fake a pop in video?
Hey Knox, can you answer this one? I have seen you do it a bunch but I am not sure if you want to reveal your tricks of the trade.
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#292852 - 01/09/08 09:05 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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It starts with a cute british girl unable to get her hispanic co-star hard.
It's the male talents job to get hard, not hers. (Just my opinion)
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#292854 - 01/09/08 11:22 AM
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Cetaphil
Take his word for it, Holly. Next to Cryin', nobody's had more need of a fake pop shot than the 50-year-old Bukkake Boy.
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#292856 - 01/09/08 03:30 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I seen a syringe and rubber tube full of it used before. Guy just holds the little tube under the knob. Did a B/G/B once and the other dude did that, fucken ended up hitting me in the stomach. I didn't know and thought it was real, I fuckin freaked.  Then they pulled out the syringe to show me it wasn't real and bitched at me for messing up the take for his "Pop Shot".  Needless to say I didn't feel bad about it.
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#292858 - 01/09/08 06:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Syringes, pumps, tubes, fake internal cumshots and spontaneous oral combustion. The lower end companies have been padding their product with this shit for years.
For all the gadgetry involved in saving a scene I have yet to see a fake pop shot that looks even remotely believable.
What's truly frightening is that someone at Vivid or its ilk is probably in the process of splicing together a 5 hour fake cumshot compilation dvd. And some poor fuckers won't even be able to tell the difference.
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#292860 - 01/10/08 04:30 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Best dressed whore... Granny G.
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#292862 - 01/17/08 08:39 AM
Re: The 2008 XPT Awards
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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It starts with a cute british girl unable to get her hispanic co-star hard.
It's the male talents job to get hard, not hers. (Just my opinion)
If the male can't get hard its never the fault of the girl. I'm sure most males could fuck an apple pie! ( I'd draw the line at another male or animal though ) I hope if this happens girls never think its their fault like they are not attractive enough or something
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#292863 - 01/26/08 11:42 PM
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It starts with a cute british girl unable to get her hispanic co-star hard.
It's the male talents job to get hard, not hers. (Just my opinion)
If the male can't get hard its never the fault of the girl. I'm sure most males could fuck an apple pie! ( I'd draw the line at another male or animal though ) I hope if this happens girls never think its their fault like they are not attractive enough or something
The only time a guy should complain is the same that a chick should as well.....BO will always ruin anything and anyone reeking of it......will repulse ANYONE.
Good personal hygiene in general is key to everything in life....
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