Ever just stop and think how utterly stupid plopping a load on a woman's face really is???

Here you are, getting a rip roaring blowjob from a attractive, enthusiastic woman... or you are visually entertaining both you and your female partner by sliding your schlong between her breasts while she pretends that it is causing her to orgasm too...and you feel yourself ready to pop. The blitzkrieg of visiual imagery starts overloading your sexual porcessing center in your brain, as you see her beautiful face, the apparent joy/amusmenet/pleasure in her eyes as she is getting off on YOU getting off, and you realize that, in this moment of orgasmic bliss, you MUST deposit your reproductive fluids on her cheeks. You proceed to do so, and 10 seconds after the last drop oozes out of your pisshole onto her chin, you feel that letdown, and look at the mess you caused, and say...."WHat the fuck?"

Pinupmutant has the right idea....eat it and move on.