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So how do you take your cream, Pinupmutant? I ask this in a most sincere manner, for I picture you as being an intelligent, worldly, and most likely a strikingly attractive former sex worker. You've had the luxury of taking your pick of any of the gentlemen who've come along through your life, but your motivations are yet unknown to us. How does a facial factor in to your sexual experience?



Eh, I went through my facial phase at around 25-26. Doesn't do it for me anymore. Most of the time I swallow.

And Igor - since you don't have sex with men (presumably), how would you know whether or not porn is conditioning them to be awful in bed?