How To Have A Perfect Orgy
DECEMBER 28, 2007
LOS ANGELES (TNA) – You may want to start the New Year off with a bang, but an orgy is probably not a good idea.

If it’s your first one, that is.

That’s the sage, if counter-intuitive, advice of Nina Hartley, who has just released a new instructional DVD appropriately titled “Nina Hartley’s Guide To The Perfect Orgy” (Adam & Eve).

“New Year’s Eve is not the time to try something radically new in the bedroom,” Hartley says. “Plus, alcohol is usually involved on New Year’s Eve and I’m not a big fan of mixing that with sex.

“Orgies can be loads of fun, but being more than slightly tipsy during one, is a bad idea. People get sloppy and can’t remember names. If you need to be drunk to participate in an orgy, you shouldn’t be doing it.”

However, if you’re insistent that 2008 begin with a giant group grope, Hartley suggests making sure that at least half the participants be veteran orgy guests to ensure everything runs smoothly.

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