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Simp, this ones for you buddy.




Gag Factor, California
Apologies to the Eagles

Upside down gagging highway
Drool streaking her hair
Warm stench of his gonads
Rising up through the air
Above her head in the distance
She saw blurring kleig lights
Her head grew heavy, and her sight grew dim
But he won't stop early tonight
Then he knocked at her doorway
Heard the throat fucking bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven if she says what the Hell
Like she lit up a candle
When she showed us the way
There he went down that corridor
I thought I heard him say

Welcome to Gag Factor, California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Memories seared in Gag Factor, California
Four times a year (Four times a year)
You can find it here

Her mind was tweaking and twisted
She wanted a Mercedes Benz
She let a lot of pretty, pretty boys
Abuse her in both ends
How they danced in her courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
This dance she'll remember
Tho' desperate to forget
So she calls up the Madam
Please bring me my wine
She said
You won't regain your spirit, dear, since whoring for that first time
And still those images calling from Gag Factor day
Wake her up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to Gag Factor, California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Degrading 'em up in Gag Factor, California
Was it a big surprise? (Was it a big surprise?)
Fuck your alibies

Mirrors on the ceiling
Cheap whiskey on ice
And she said
I am just a prisoner here
Of my memory's device
And in her mistress' chambers
They pay her for the feast
They jab her with their needly cocks
And it just keeps feeding the beast
Last thing she remembers
She was running for the door
She tried to find the passage back to before she was a whore
Relax said the Madam
Now you're programed to recieve
You can check out any time you like
But memories never leave

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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Fuck 'em all but nine.