Recycle your Christmas Tree at recycletrees.com. Starting at $25, they will come to your home, remove the tree from its stand, vacuum the floor, and take the tree to the recycling center.

Even if you do't give a shit about the environment, it's a great way to push the burden of getting the tree out of the house on someone else.

This is in California, but I hope there are other organizations elsewhere.

Call (818) 986-1300 or
(310) 584-6589