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#292221 - 12/26/07 03:33 PM Risi Simms thread
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Zen I think you have done this so we appreciate it, but lets make sure that in this thread especially no real names of the girl get posted or of her husband. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#292222 - 12/26/07 03:56 PM Re: Risi Simms thread
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	These husbands and boyfriends and even the whores are so sad. They just wish they could go and erase their porno pasts and get especially mad when their real names are mentioned. The husband went and wrote to Holly Randall for whatever reason, then she reposted his letter, and he's all upset because now people are going to google his name and find out her is married to a human cum disposal. These people dig their own graves. He could be at home watching HBO but instead he's trolling the sites looking for info about his piece of shit wife whore wife and refuses to admit he's a Captain Save-A-Ho suitcase pimp degenerate. Venting. Sorry. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#292223 - 12/26/07 04:27 PM Re: Risi Simms thread
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	If that fucking douche bag would keep his mouth shut 'Risi Simms' would slowly fade into history insofar as whores are able to do so. But this guy is a bigger attention whore than the attention whore he's 'married' to and keeps bringing it on himself. what is his real name, out of curiosity. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#292224 - 12/26/07 08:14 PM Re: Risi Simms thread
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	My great-great grandfather was named Patrick Whelan. He was born in County Waterford in 1835, and emigrated in 1850, settling in Brooklyn. I got a copy of his Emigrant Savings Bank record from ancestry.com, meaning I can conduct identity theft 150 years in the past. Kind of like Harvey Corman being "Hedy Lamarr" in Blazing Saddles.
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#292225 - 12/26/07 10:54 PM Re: Risi Simms thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: The husband went and wrote to Holly Randall for whatever reason, then she reposted his letter, and he's all upset because now people are going to google his name and find out her is married to a human cum disposal. Good. Then people will realise what an obsessive stalker he is. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#292226 - 12/27/07 08:10 AM Re: Risi Simms thread
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	This is exactly the type of thread our friend Simp likes to jack off to. I hope he sees this so he can enjoy it it the privacy of his own home. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#292227 - 12/27/07 05:16 PM Re: Risi Simms thread
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: This is exactly the type of thread our friend Simp likes to jack off to. I hope he sees this so he can enjoy it it the privacy of his own home. It's on the admin section so he can't see it. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#292228 - 12/27/07 11:07 PM Re: Risi Simms thread
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: Quote: This is exactly the type of thread our friend Simp likes to jack off to. I hope he sees this so he can enjoy it it the privacy of his own home. It's on the admin section so he can't see it. I think he meant the Risi Simms thread in GPT. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#292229 - 12/28/07 08:11 AM Re: Risi Simms thread
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Quote: This is exactly the type of thread our friend Simp likes to jack off to. I hope he sees this so he can enjoy it it the privacy of his own home. It's on the admin section so he can't see it. Then please move this thread to GPT. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#292230 - 12/28/07 08:24 AM Re: Risi Simms thread
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	The guys name is ... He also claims he didnt send that letter to Holly. Which I think is bullshit. jrv - I didn't find it on Google so I'll pull his name. Next thing you know he'll say he hasn't been posting on porn forums, and as soon as she runs off he'll say he never knew any porn whore... Abracadabra, thread moved. Edited by JRV (12/29/07 02:24 AM) _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#292231 - 12/28/07 04:30 PM Re: Risi Simms thread
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Quote: Quote: This is exactly the type of thread our friend Simp likes to jack off to. I hope he sees this so he can enjoy it it the privacy of his own home. It's on the admin section so he can't see it. Then please move this thread to GPT. I would but I don't have mod powers in Admin Shit. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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