Two weeks ago I left my wife in the mall and went to the sex shop across the street looking for Kama Sutra honeydust and was helped by the most attractive young black woman I've ever seen. She was friendly and we were enjoying a flirtatious repartee when the phone rang. I continued looking around and heard her making lovey sounds with her boyfriend on the phone. I heard her say something about a chicken sandwich and I love you and returned to tell me that honeydust was out of stock.

I had to make a purchase, so I grabbed a vibrator off the wall and brought it to the checkout. She wrinkled her nose at it and told me I should pick another one; she had been greatly disappointed in it when she bought one. My second choice was also no good, so she led me through the store showing me her personal favs.

When I finally chose one she opened it up and put test batteries in it and began running it up and down her arms. So there I am reminding myself I have a wife and she has a boyfriend who's bringing lunch any second. She had just put the vibe back in the box when the door opened and I heard her say ,"hi baby!" I looked toward the door hoping my face wasn't too flushed and saw a beautiful blonde girl carrying coffee and a sandwich.

She stepped behind the counter and commented on the toy I was buying, saying it's one of the best they carry. Then the dirty bitches kissed in front of me with full tongue. I've seen a lot of things and am not easily faded, but live lesbians always do it for me.

I wandered back to the mall feeling very funny in the pants region. I wanted to post about it earlier, but my wife reads this site from time to time and she hates having surprises and presents spoiled, so I had to wait until now.

This experience changed my attitude toward Christmas shopping forever.

is that your wife's ass in your avatar?

No. Although hers has much of the same assy qualities as the one in my avatar. I make sure to keep any shots of her out of the computer and on the memory card where they belong.