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I would like to point out that I'm not 30 yet. I may be close, but I won't accept that "30-something" label until I actually get there. Because I have never gone through any drastic weight gain/loss, and I've worn a bra to bed every night since I was in college, I can promise you my boobs are absolutely fine. I have a very keen eye for the female body-- I can immediately see a girl's flaws so that I know how to hide them in my photographs. I'm even more critical of my own body, so I know my problem areas-- and my boobs aren't one of them. I know Darth has to be insulting because that's his attempt to stay interesting, but he doesn't do it with the razor-sharp wit and humor that Monkey did. I'm sorry Darth, but you are terribly boring, and never funny.

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Your response alone, with your meager attempt to justify your saggy boobs, validates my existence and the need for Darth in these forums. Just your response shows that you realize the clock is ticking for your breasts to become just what I have stated, if they are not truly there already.

ps - Why not just use photoshop to hide the girls flaws like every other professional photographer?

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