I would like to point out that I'm not 30 yet. I may be close, but I won't accept that "30-something" label until I actually get there. Because I have never gone through any drastic weight gain/loss, and I've worn a bra to bed every night since I was in college, I can promise you my boobs are absolutely fine. I have a very keen eye for the female body-- I can immediately see a girl's flaws so that I know how to hide them in my photographs. I'm even more critical of my own body, so I know my problem areas-- and my boobs aren't one of them. I know Darth has to be insulting because that's his attempt to stay interesting, but he doesn't do it with the razor-sharp wit and humor that Monkey did. I'm sorry Darth, but you are terribly boring, and never funny.