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#292136 - 12/25/07 03:14 PM Implants in porn
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As you can see from my user name , i'm all for small natural looking boobies

Today i was a bit saddened to see a video of August , and she now has implants that are too big .

Do women in the industry actually get paid more on the set if they have large or fake boobs ?

I never liked fake boobs . I mean there are some instances where i can understand why a woman may need implants , but almost every girl in porn seems to have Dr. Frankenstein as their surgeon .

Your thoughts please

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#292137 - 12/25/07 05:21 PM Re: Implants in porn
Harry Wild Offline
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No I don't think they get paid more unless they are popular. I think the big boobs is an issue with their self-esteem. They feel better if you can believe it!

I too find it ugly looking when a slim nice looking body gets these bolt on Ds or DDs. Makes then look unnatural.


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#292138 - 12/25/07 09:42 PM Re: Implants in porn
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fake boobs are stupid
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#292139 - 12/25/07 11:42 PM Re: Implants in porn
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this

or this




if you answered b then youre

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#292140 - 12/26/07 08:25 AM Re: Implants in porn
safado Offline
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I don't know, I like big fake tits (as long as they aren't cartoonish such as on Daniel Derrick) on a petit whore.

Especially on small Asian whores, anyone remember Bamboo? She had the best fake tits/nipples in the biz.




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#292141 - 12/26/07 08:47 AM Re: Implants in porn
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b



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#292142 - 12/26/07 09:16 AM Re: Implants in porn
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this broad?


her rack is mediocre at best and the nips look like a couple of discolored gumdrops. from what i'm seein, it looks to me like chow yun fat fell face first into a can of benjamin moore. if we're talkin tits, lets talk turkey here. for my money, i'd go with hillary scott's killer clangers. glazing those honuts would be a seminal moment in my life
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#292143 - 12/26/07 09:18 AM Re: Implants in porn
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i'm assuming that's the bamboo you were talking about safado
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#292144 - 12/26/07 12:14 PM Re: Implants in porn
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Implants suck. I won't rent buy or rent any DVD's with chicks who have bolt-ons. I vote with my wallet. That's it.
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#292145 - 12/26/07 12:30 PM Re: Implants in porn
Darth Offline
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Implants are much better than no implants. Look at Jenna, Tera, Jesse Jane, or any of the club Jenna girls. If you don't like big implants you are Korean gold farmer in World of Warcraft. Jackass.
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#292146 - 12/26/07 07:31 PM Re: Implants in porn
ralph316 Offline
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keep those jelly sacks, i like the real thing

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#292147 - 12/27/07 06:29 AM Re: Implants in porn
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For the most part my dick doesn't care. The only time they look too fake is when I see them and the first thing that goes through my head is the melody from Sweet Georgia Brown.
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#292148 - 12/27/07 07:33 AM Re: Implants in porn
Holly Randall Offline
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Personally, I like real boobs, and small ones are fine with me-- especially if they fit the girl's frame. My boobs are smallish and natural, and I would never get big implants. The only way I'd get my boobs done is after kids and if they've become misshapen-- and even then I'd keep them on the smaller side.

The problem as a photographer is, that most of the adult magazines want girls with big boobs. And it's not necessarily the editor's personal preference, but big boobs on the cover just sell more. I've had many a hot girl rejected because of her boob size. It's sad, actually.
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#292149 - 12/27/07 09:15 AM Re: Implants in porn
KneelandBobDylan Offline
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If you like the chick, it shouldn't matter if she has/gets bolt-ons. If that's a deal breaker for you, you may have issues. Jeezy Chreezy, what in the fuck is wrong with some of you?
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#292150 - 12/27/07 09:56 AM Re: Implants in porn
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Holly - you have old saggy 30-something tits already. They probably feel like mashed potatoes. Your push up bra can only keep those flappy things in line another year or two.
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#292151 - 12/27/07 11:05 AM Re: Implants in porn
Sasha D. Cheynerat Offline
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what's with the unprovoked attack on holly darth? let's stick to the topic at hand and save the hating for those who deserve it. case in point, am i the only one who cringes at the walking botch job that is cody lane?

doesn't she have mirrors at home? if they rolled my ass into surgery and i saw that the doc's only tools were a butterknife and a bicycle pump, i'd head for the fuckin hills.
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#292152 - 12/27/07 02:31 PM Re: Implants in porn
christianxxx Offline
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darth, they are chinese gold farmers you moron. and cody lane is a fucking idiot, you guys havent figured that out yet. remember this is the girl who voluntarily had tim fucking myren as her agent for at least 6 months.
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#292153 - 12/27/07 08:51 PM Re: Implants in porn
Nugent Offline
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Implants are much better than no implants. Look at Jenna, Tera, Jesse Jane, or any of the club Jenna girls. If you don't like big implants you are Korean gold farmer in World of Warcraft. Jackass.




And YOU, are a dick. I'll take natural tits any day. They can be big OR they can be small. I just hate the fake ones. They are a complete turn-off. Just how does THAT make me a jackass?? You also sound like a fucking racist scumbag with that bullshit about a Korean goat farmer?? You're a little instigating peckerwood. The end.
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#292154 - 12/28/07 12:50 AM Re: Implants in porn
Bill Hicks Offline
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Lela Star getting implants is a crime against humanity. She had absolutely perfect tits before and now looks like she's smuggling basketballs.

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#292155 - 12/28/07 03:03 AM Re: Implants in porn
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Holly - you have old saggy 30-something tits already. They probably feel like mashed potatoes. Your push up bra can only keep those flappy things in line another year or two.




Being a true gentleman, I would be more than happy to cop a feel of the Randall twins and disprove Darth's cruel and baseless accusations.


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#292156 - 12/28/07 03:07 AM Re: Implants in porn
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Holly - you have old saggy 30-something tits already. They probably feel like mashed potatoes. Your push up bra can only keep those flappy things in line another year or two.




Sir,
If you were a member of Suze.net earlier this year (?) you would have seen the set NN set Holly released. To be blunt: Holly Randall is ohhh sooooo fuckable. Gorgeous face, a sweet sweet ass and not the biggest boobs but nice boobs nonetheless. She could just as easily step out in front of the camera as stay behind.
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#292157 - 12/28/07 06:12 AM Re: Implants in porn
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I'm a big fan of Mashed potatoes. I'd put mine up against any master chef in America or Europe.
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#292158 - 12/28/07 07:32 AM Re: Implants in porn
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Quote:

Quote:

Holly - you have old saggy 30-something tits already. They probably feel like mashed potatoes. Your push up bra can only keep those flappy things in line another year or two.




Being a true gentleman, I would be more than happy to cop a feel of the Randall twins and disprove Darth's cruel and baseless accusations.






Nothing personal but I would rather you felt up Darth, preferably with a chainsaw or an electric tree pruner.
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#292159 - 12/28/07 08:18 AM Re: Implants in porn
Darth Offline
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I just hate hearing about all these saggy girls who say implants aren't for them. Have you ever been about to fuck a new girl and you get the bra off and the tits are like jello pudding (not even real jello!). That is what Holly looks to have, some real sag monsters! Then there she is saying that she would NEEEEEEEEEEEVER get implants unless she had too many kids. Trust me, Holly needs implants. Any girl over 30 who doesn't have implants, needs them just to look and feel semi-normal. Now a whore without implants... that is just a sad story. Pam Anderson - the most shot girl of all time for Playboy magazine. End of story.

Now for those of you who like sag tits, goat farmers, or beanie baby collectors, carry on losers and CRY IT OUT fanboys!
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#292160 - 12/28/07 12:56 PM Re: Implants in porn
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Quote:

I'm assuming that's the bamboo you were talking about safado




Yes indeed, one of my all time favs, I've always been impressed with her tits. Not very natural looking but they work for her. For some reason I've always had a thing for petit Asian chicks with large bolt ons.

I'm not saying they are for everyone, I agree whole heartedly with the poster who commented about lela Starr getting implants is a crime, and Cody Lane looks terrible.

But take Hillary Scott for instance, implants certainly improved her look. She was always a very cute girl but she had flat pancake tits. They're still kinda flat looking but VERY MUCH improved.

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#292161 - 12/28/07 01:09 PM Re: Implants in porn
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Quote:

Quote:

I'm assuming that's the bamboo you were talking about safado




Yes indeed, one of my all time favs, I've always been impressed with her tits. Not very natural looking but they work for her. For some reason I've always had a thing for petit Asian chicks with large bolt ons.

I'm not saying they are for everyone, I agree whole heartedly with the poster who commented about lela Starr getting implants is a crime, and Cody Lane looks terrible.

But take Hillary Scott for instance, implants certainly improved her look. She was always a very cute girl but she had flat pancake tits. They're still kinda flat looking but VERY MUCH improved.




agreed. lela starr really fucked up with those new things she calls tits, but 'discernment' isn't really a part of the porn whore mentality. cody lane is the personification of trainwreck and hillary is lookin better than ever. i'm hoping JM can get cody in for a bukakke. 40 mope loads might make her misshapen mellons look just a tad better
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#292162 - 12/28/07 05:47 PM Re: Implants in porn
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Quote:

what's with the unprovoked attack on holly darth? let's stick to the topic at hand and save the hating for those who deserve it. case in point, am i the only one who cringes at the walking botch job that is cody lane?

doesn't she have mirrors at home? if they rolled my ass into surgery and i saw that the doc's only tools were a butterknife and a bicycle pump, i'd head for the fuckin hills.




Man that is a REALLY bad picture on all accounts.
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#292163 - 12/28/07 06:54 PM Re: Implants in porn
Bluecipher Offline
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August got implants! Noooooooooo!

Is there a recent pic of her showing them?
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#292164 - 12/29/07 01:15 AM Re: Implants in porn
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And the once very beautiful , Dayton Raines . This doesn't even look like her anymore



And to frankie posting the pics. on the first page of this thread comparing fake boobs to natural boobs ....

Dude , there is a difference between a girl with nice small natural breasts , than the girl you posted .

That girl has no breasts . She even looks like a guy


Edited by 4 Small Boobies (12/29/07 01:18 AM)

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#292165 - 12/29/07 05:40 AM Re: Implants in porn
MoronBoy Offline
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I heard that yellow frog was 100% silicon free. Guess it was all a lie.
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#292166 - 12/29/07 06:45 AM Re: Implants in porn
Bluecipher Offline
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those little yellow lumps are definitely silicone. Dr 90210, we have a drooper~!
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#292167 - 12/29/07 01:34 PM Re: Implants in porn
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Quote:

I heard that yellow frog was 100% silicon free. Guess it was all a lie.



Quote:

those little yellow lumps are definitely silicone. Dr 90210, we have a drooper~!



I think August looked waaaaaaayy better before the surgery (1st pic. above) .

Now why would a beautiful girl do this ? I was assuming it was for more $$$ from movie makers . But really , it will probably make some fans of hers stop buying her movies .

I just don't get it . Why would a girl get volleyballs inserted into her chest

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#292168 - 12/29/07 02:09 PM Re: Implants in porn
MoronBoy Offline
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Linking photos from imageshack or photobucket does not work here, hence we see the yellow frog image instead of what you tried to show us.

If you really want to show us something, add the picture as an attachment to your post instead.
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#292169 - 12/29/07 02:38 PM Re: Implants in porn
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Oh sorry . They show up on my screen

I'll try again .

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#292170 - 12/29/07 02:47 PM Re: Implants in porn
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Edited by 4 Small Boobies (12/29/07 02:49 PM)

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#292171 - 12/29/07 05:47 PM Re: Implants in porn
the unknown pervert Offline
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Still not seeing anything besides frogkake.
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#292172 - 12/29/07 06:01 PM Re: Implants in porn
Gunker Offline
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Sigh...

Quote:

It's a good time to repost Phlogiston's lesson, with some edits (let's call it the Phlogiston/Gunker image tutorial-sure to make Phlog roll over in his XPT grave!):

Quote:


1.) Save the image you want to put on XPT to your hard drive.

2.) Use this thingy here:



3.) Post your comment. Then view your post.

4.) Get the XPT URL of your uploaded image by clicking "attachment". Copy it.

5.) Select "edit my post", click Image in the Instant UBB Code, then paste the URL you copied in step 4.

6.) Repost.




You may also want to clear the "edited" checkbox to appear on top of things.

This process can be repeated several times with the same post (I do not know if there's a limit; you will probably get bored before such a limit kicks in).






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#292173 - 12/29/07 07:08 PM Re: Implants in porn
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Before



After



Dayton Raines



Edited by 4 Small Boobies (12/29/07 07:28 PM)

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#292174 - 12/29/07 11:04 PM Re: Implants in porn
pinupmutant Offline
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Hillary looks particularly skeletal in that picture. Anybody want to start slinging some meth use allegations?

Small boobs, big boobs, real boobs, fake boobs -- I like 'em all. But I really do hate bad tit jobs, and there too many in porn to count. I've expounded on this phenomenon before, but to recap: porn whores go way too big, choose poor surgeons because they don't do research, and generally speaking, don't lead the kind of healthy lifestyle that's needed to heal optimally.

Oh, and Darth, you fucking hemorrhoid: you've never seen tits up close and personal in all of your fourteen years of existence, so let's stop pretending, n'kay?

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#292175 - 12/30/07 12:14 AM Re: Implants in porn
4 Small Boobies Offline
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wtf . Why won't my pics work I'm gonna try again .

Before



After



Dayton Raines












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Edited by 4 Small Boobies (12/30/07 12:23 AM)

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#292176 - 12/30/07 12:18 AM Re: Implants in porn
Holly Randall Offline
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I would like to point out that I'm not 30 yet. I may be close, but I won't accept that "30-something" label until I actually get there. Because I have never gone through any drastic weight gain/loss, and I've worn a bra to bed every night since I was in college, I can promise you my boobs are absolutely fine. I have a very keen eye for the female body-- I can immediately see a girl's flaws so that I know how to hide them in my photographs. I'm even more critical of my own body, so I know my problem areas-- and my boobs aren't one of them. I know Darth has to be insulting because that's his attempt to stay interesting, but he doesn't do it with the razor-sharp wit and humor that Monkey did. I'm sorry Darth, but you are terribly boring, and never funny.
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#292177 - 12/30/07 04:30 AM Re: Implants in porn
Bluecipher Offline
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Thanks for posting the pics. I see the evidence. It is damning. She (August)looked so much better without the bolted-on hardware. Suited her frame.
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#292178 - 12/30/07 07:21 AM Re: Implants in porn
the unknown pervert Offline
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Dayton Raines










Her tits are the least of her problems. She should contact the Chatsworth lost and found and see if anyone has turned in her looks and her face. 4 wheel drive may be needed to navigate those gut ruts too.
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#292179 - 12/30/07 10:14 AM Re: Implants in porn
Darth Offline
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I would like to point out that I'm not 30 yet. I may be close, but I won't accept that "30-something" label until I actually get there. Because I have never gone through any drastic weight gain/loss, and I've worn a bra to bed every night since I was in college, I can promise you my boobs are absolutely fine. I have a very keen eye for the female body-- I can immediately see a girl's flaws so that I know how to hide them in my photographs. I'm even more critical of my own body, so I know my problem areas-- and my boobs aren't one of them. I know Darth has to be insulting because that's his attempt to stay interesting, but he doesn't do it with the razor-sharp wit and humor that Monkey did. I'm sorry Darth, but you are terribly boring, and never funny.




Your response alone, with your meager attempt to justify your saggy boobs, validates my existence and the need for Darth in these forums. Just your response shows that you realize the clock is ticking for your breasts to become just what I have stated, if they are not truly there already.

ps - Why not just use photoshop to hide the girls flaws like every other professional photographer?
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#292180 - 12/30/07 10:51 AM Re: Implants in porn
4 Small Boobies Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

I would like to point out that I'm not 30 yet. I may be close, but I won't accept that "30-something" label until I actually get there. Because I have never gone through any drastic weight gain/loss, and I've worn a bra to bed every night since I was in college, I can promise you my boobs are absolutely fine. I have a very keen eye for the female body-- I can immediately see a girl's flaws so that I know how to hide them in my photographs. I'm even more critical of my own body, so I know my problem areas-- and my boobs aren't one of them. I know Darth has to be insulting because that's his attempt to stay interesting, but he doesn't do it with the razor-sharp wit and humor that Monkey did. I'm sorry Darth, but you are terribly boring, and never funny.




Your response alone, with your meager attempt to justify your saggy boobs, validates my existence and the need for Darth in these forums. Just your response shows that you realize the clock is ticking for your breasts to become just what I have stated, if they are not truly there already.

ps - Why not just use photoshop to hide the girls flaws like every other professional photographer?


Holly sorry if i don't know your background (your name does sound familiar though . I'm thinking nikki randall but i'm pretty sure that's not you)

Darth , is the person you are argueing with a porn star ? If not , pm your hate to her . Thanks .

Back on topic ...

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#292181 - 12/30/07 11:37 AM Re: Implants in porn
Holly Randall Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I would like to point out that I'm not 30 yet. I may be close, but I won't accept that "30-something" label until I actually get there. Because I have never gone through any drastic weight gain/loss, and I've worn a bra to bed every night since I was in college, I can promise you my boobs are absolutely fine. I have a very keen eye for the female body-- I can immediately see a girl's flaws so that I know how to hide them in my photographs. I'm even more critical of my own body, so I know my problem areas-- and my boobs aren't one of them. I know Darth has to be insulting because that's his attempt to stay interesting, but he doesn't do it with the razor-sharp wit and humor that Monkey did. I'm sorry Darth, but you are terribly boring, and never funny.




Your response alone, with your meager attempt to justify your saggy boobs, validates my existence and the need for Darth in these forums. Just your response shows that you realize the clock is ticking for your breasts to become just what I have stated, if they are not truly there already.

ps - Why not just use photoshop to hide the girls flaws like every other professional photographer?


Holly sorry if i don't know your background (your name does sound familiar though . I'm thinking nikki randall but i'm pretty sure that's not you)

Darth , is the person you are argueing with a porn star ? If not , pm your hate to her . Thanks .

Back on topic ...




Trust me Darth, nobody needs you on these forums. You're a pathetic attempt to replace the great posters who have left us, and the few who are still here. Anyhow I don't get involved in chatboard fights, because they go nowhere and take up a lot of space.

The reason I try to hide the flaws in the photographs is because I was taught old-school from my mother, before photoshop existed. Plus if we're talking a flaw such as saggy boobs, how are you going to photoshop that? Paste different boobs on the girl? The great stuff about my work (and why my magazine clients are so happy about it) is that I try to get it perfect in the original shot-- my images rarely need retouching or color correcting. That, in my opinion, is a true professional.

And 4SB-- no I'm not a pornstar, I'm a photographer. That's why Darth has no basis of evidence for his slander against me-- there's no full nudity of me on the internet. He's never seen my boobs.
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#292182 - 12/30/07 12:36 PM Re: Implants in porn
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You learned how to take great porn photos from your mother? You should be so proud.

You are very self-conscious about your breasts. You have to admit that much. Maybe you should get implants.
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#292183 - 12/31/07 01:41 AM Re: Implants in porn
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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You learned how to take great porn photos from your mother? You should be so proud.





If Suze started running some sort of glamour photography boot camp, she would make more money over a three-day weekend than you make in a year, Darth.

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#292184 - 12/31/07 09:40 AM Re: Implants in porn
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I'm not sure about that. Darth could pull a lot of jack if he was the star attraction at the XPT Dunk Tank.
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#292185 - 12/31/07 10:32 AM Re: Implants in porn
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I would like to point out that I'm not 30 yet. I may be close, but I won't accept that "30-something" label until I actually get there. Because I have never gone through any drastic weight gain/loss, and I've worn a bra to bed every night since I was in college, I can promise you my boobs are absolutely fine. I have a very keen eye for the female body-- I can immediately see a girl's flaws so that I know how to hide them in my photographs. I'm even more critical of my own body, so I know my problem areas-- and my boobs aren't one of them. I know Darth has to be insulting because that's his attempt to stay interesting, but he doesn't do it with the razor-sharp wit and humor that Monkey did. I'm sorry Darth, but you are terribly boring, and never funny.




Your response alone, with your meager attempt to justify your saggy boobs, validates my existence and the need for Darth in these forums. Just your response shows that you realize the clock is ticking for your breasts to become just what I have stated, if they are not truly there already.

ps - Why not just use photoshop to hide the girls flaws like every other professional photographer?



Redundancy aside, man, you are a total ASSHOLE.
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