that a substantial number of posters are mall santas. i had to be exposed to a mall on christmas eve and saw one and wondered "who are these people doing this creepy job?" IMMEDIATELY i realized there was a chance i was looking at the costumed face of someone who lurks or posts here.

max hardcore lives for when that gig pops up for him, it's just too perfect. rich or not, max MUST be one of those guys behind the beards. you can't tell whether those santas are making the creepiest, most aroused faces behind that costume. max is out there and there's a kid on his lap that will feel like they were sexually abused at some point in their lives without being able to figure out why they think they were. that was the moment. so covert. so innocent. so perfect for old guys that find pigtails hot.

Max used to do the easter bunny at South Coast Plaza down in Costa Mesa....a pedophile's dream scene, targets galore: lots of poor indifferent mexican kids who will do anything for 3 dollars; lots of middle class ABUSED (sexually and psychologically) Vietnamese kids; and rich white kids who have been neglected or have chemically impaired parents who would hide in shame if their child was victimized rather than be the topic of gossip at the Newport Beach Yacht club....Max did this with impunity until a couple years ago when one brave Mother from just outside Mexicali (here in Southern Cal on a Housekeeping internship) reported to police the suspicious nature and shape of easter bunny Max's "carrot" (Doc Johnson Item # 345318-A, "Agent Orange" 10" Glow in the Dark dildo). That and the excessive amount of blood on the 3 $1 bills her 9 yr old daughter had in her hands after holding her crotch for 10 minutes after she had her picture snapped while on Max's lap.

Easter Bunny is truly creepier than Santa...the whole Eggs/rabbits/History-of-Fertility worship behind the holiday lends sex criminals a spurious Holy mandate to do their dirty work.

Jamesn, you should have taken your grass eating Filipino children along to meet mall Santa. They could've asked him for visas. Or a better diet.

who will cop to being in the picture with eva?