I thought you were dumb when you started listening to Moxie, Faceblasted, but this takes the cake.

I can't even take a vacation to my house in Fiji without you riding my jock. Christ almighty. How much is Papa Volt paying you to write the hagiography of St. Chico? A case of Ripple? Two cases?

And you still haven't told us what you went to prison for.