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#29198 - 06/01/04 08:09 PM Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
A member anonymously mailed me that monkey is a spurned lover of Taylor Rain, and this explains why monkey hates him so much. Of course, I cannot verify this. Perhaps Fayner can lay this rumor to rest.

PS. the email is true.
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#29199 - 06/01/04 09:10 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
This would easily explain upon why Monkey always spreads those gay rumors about Fayner.

BTW:really cool new smily face there,for I'll post these as a final burial honor to the dearly departed(at least from here)Sammura:

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#29200 - 06/01/04 09:17 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Let me reiterate that the emailer was anonymous and that it is only an allegation.
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#29201 - 06/01/04 09:34 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
He's trying to lure Fayner into an argument.

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#29202 - 06/01/04 10:52 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
MrPoo Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
Who knows....

Fayner and I have hung out a few times. He is a really nice guy. I doubt he would remember who I am since im a guy, but hey...im the same way usually.

Monkey just likes to stir it up a bit. I doubt he even knows what he looks like or has any beef with him. Maybe monkey is fayner. He does give fayner alot of publicity.
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#29203 - 06/01/04 11:02 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
hehe i have been there to and im pretty sure his not remembering you is not cause your a guy

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#29204 - 06/02/04 01:36 AM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Fayner schmayner. Everyone is on his nuts. I even heard someone compare him to HST once. If he is Smelly Monkey, then that's laughable.

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#29205 - 06/02/04 02:22 AM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Who is HST?
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#29206 - 06/02/04 05:59 AM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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Quote:

Let me reiterate that the emailer was anonymous and that it is only an allegation.




Post the E-mail message.Lets take a look.
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#29207 - 06/02/04 07:23 AM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
All this who-ha over Taylor Rain?
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#29208 - 06/02/04 07:59 AM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
DukeAbercrombie1 Offline
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Registered: 10/27/03
Posts: 436
they hate faynor, taylor rain is associated with him, so we hate her too.
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#29209 - 06/02/04 12:22 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Who is HST?




Hunter S. Thompson
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#29210 - 06/02/04 12:41 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Hunter S. Thompson




Ah, you're probably right.
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#29211 - 06/02/04 01:40 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Quote:

Ah, you're probably right.




Do you mean I'm probably right that HST is Hunter S. Thompson, or that it is laughable? The "HST" you were asking about was in my reply, so I'm pretty sure that I'm correct about that, .


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#29212 - 06/02/04 01:46 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
zenman Offline

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Quote:






Do you mean I'm probably right that HST is Hunter S. Thompson, or that it is laughable? The "HST" you were asking about was in my reply, so I'm pretty sure that I'm correct about that, .




That HST==Hunter S Thompson.
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#29213 - 06/02/04 02:16 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Then I'm confused. Why do you say I'm probably right?

I'm the one that wrote "HST" in the first place. I KNOW that is what I meant. This is getting weird, Zenman.

Yes, I meant Hunter S. Thompson when I originally posted "HST."
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#29214 - 06/02/04 05:27 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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Fayner schmayner. Everyone is on his nuts. I even heard someone compare him to HST once. If he is Smelly Monkey, then that's laughable.





He's HST in his dreams.
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#29215 - 06/02/04 06:38 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
Figured. I've never read anything except his one or two sentence posts here, unless he is Smelly Monkey.

In that case, I agree. Although Monkey is amusing. He is no HST.

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#29216 - 06/02/04 07:23 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Then I'm confused. Why do you say I'm probably right?

I'm the one that wrote "HST" in the first place. I KNOW that is what I meant. This is getting weird, Zenman.

Yes, I meant Hunter S. Thompson when I originally posted "HST."




Mistake on my part. You wrote HST and I asked who HST was. You replied properly but for some reason I thought it was another poster who responded (speculatively). My bad.
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#29217 - 06/02/04 09:03 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Fayner Is God Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 78
Loc: Hollywood
i've never desired to be Hunter. I can't be blamed if someone compares me to him. I pale in comparison to him, i'm positive of that. and for the last time, i'm not smelly monkey. cant anyone tell? im a druggy, he's inbred and spiteful.

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#29218 - 06/02/04 09:15 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
What about the spurned lover part, which you tactfully avoided?
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#29219 - 06/03/04 02:25 AM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:


Mistake on my part. You wrote HST and I asked who HST was. You replied properly but for some reason I thought it was another poster who responded (speculatively). My bad.




Zenman - Oh, I was just having a bit of fun.

Fayner - Fair enough. What's this site you write for?
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#29220 - 06/03/04 02:28 AM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Fayner - Fair enough. What's this site you write for?



lukeford.com
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#29221 - 06/03/04 02:46 AM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Awww, sumbitch. The first thing I see when I click is him with Teagan. I'm gonna commit suicide with a pellet gun. Lucky bastard.

Oh well. I like his writing style. I see where the HST comes from, whether I agree with the comparison or not. Fear and Loathing in Uranus.

I think Monkey is gone. Did he have Taylor's slobber on his knobber, too?


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#29222 - 06/03/04 03:21 PM Re: Why does smelly monkey hate Fayner?
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
At one point, Fayner had a haloscan-style comments thing on Luke Ford's old website. Smelly Monkey would insult Fayner (along the lines of comparing his face to a gorrilla mask), Fayner would snort that he didn't care and then spazz out the same way he does here, indicating that he really did. That, of course, encouraged Smelly to keep slapping him around.

This was all pre-Taylor Rain, but I don't rule out the possibility that the two did indeed kneel hand-in-hand in front of the local glory holes.
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