It's been a long time but I have made beer before. I figure I'll still have to buy the odd case until the technique is perfected, but I am determined.

As for moonshine I'll pass. My neighbour makes it occasionally and I once traded him an WWII bayonette for a pint of it. I just about went blind on three shots then took it to a university party and used it to nail a hot hippie chick.
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