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Cigarettes were all $10 to $12 a pack compared to $4.50 back home in California, and they weren't shitty Canadian smokes reminding me with a giant picture of a preggo belly that "Cigarettes Harm Babies".
Since they clamped down on the smoking ban in bars I've since the price of a pint at my local pub go from $4.30 to $6.35. I still pay $2 a pack for Indian smokes. And they're not the bagged rollies they sweep off the warehouse floor. They're sold in cartons and exported to Europe so there's no warning, no pic and best of all, no French. They taste just like a DuMaurier cigarette, if anyone's ever had one of those.
My beer price situation is solved; my stepdad and I are going into a homebrew partnership. He used to make beer all the time and has twelve cases of glass bottles. He's supplying the bottles; I'm paying the other materials and the use of my garage.
On a somewhat related note, the guys at work gave me a big bottle of Grappa. What the hell is it, how should it be drunk, and how much do I need to make me loopy?
Merry Christmas. May Santa place whores under all your trees. Even a white one for Tritone.
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