Haters take note, grandmaster Jules finally awoke to the mutant’s power, whether ya like it or not critics validate this shit. If it doesn’t find me, I don’t seek it out, simple as pie. Some say those who can’t do, criticise those who can, but just because some meat puppet can fuck a chick and click a button doesn’t makes him a “director†likewise not every goon with a big dick and a camera can make pornography worth wasting digits on. There’s too many foos to list, so use your imagination to fill in the blanks, sometimes daydreams are better than the eye rot some dolts who shall remain nameless produce. Sometimes you need serious bank to do it right, like Jules obviously has the best cameras money can buy, but you gotta know how to use it, because if not you’re only makin’ fool’s gold. Size don’t mean shit when you’re fucking with the mind of a lunatic….. I had forgotten how much of a good photographer Jules is, bottom line truth is that those with his evil eye skills are rare. The best should only capture and release what the holiest of ho’s bring to the table with style anyway.
Like Luci Thai and Nautica Thorn, these two bitches are asspieces of art themselves and put in the right scenarios they can be the epitome of eye candy for pullin’ the taffy after smokin the wacky tobaccky. Me so happy to see Luci Thai in action again, and Nautica Thorn continues to help me please myself. Her bod looks soft–n-tight as day one.
Now Brandi Lyons should retire, I grew tired of her almost immediately. Tiffany Minx should stay retired. Nikki Hunter, was lookin nice, but not my thang. Katja Kassin can still deliver depending on the scenario, though just don’t dress her up like a teeny bopper, like this is the way she should look when she fucks.
I was never a fan of the whole gloryhole concept because only the devil knows whose mouth is on the other side. It’s usually a lowly scenario, but Jules makes it classy and miraculously hot. That means you should get it, got it? Good, damn good. [
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