I now know who you are, monkey. You are that simian who was on youtube.com. You stuck your index finger up your own butt, smelled it, and fell over.

Enjoy your perversions but please let me enjoy mine. They do not involve you, your feces-stained finger, or rude dudes like pooperchase.

If you don't stop soon, your ass will blow apart in rhesus pieces. You will be the primate equivalent of Mila and her prolapsed colon.