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First lesson in comedy: Be original. You are "the other shoe dropping" when all you do is echo my material. To that end, you don't earn your merit badge. You're boring. You're a hack. To summarize, you're a boring hack.

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Brandon I feel your pain son, cause im living it. I saw you got a nice grab in rebeca linares for your last series who is in the midst of a battle with your ex melissa lauren. Looks like you are porn's version of kevin bacon. I guess my question is what path would you take to get to this guy (pictured below) through melissa or rebeca? Just trying to work out how many degrees it is