First lesson in comedy: Be original. You are "the other shoe dropping" when all you do is echo my material. To that end, you don't earn your merit badge. You're boring. You're a hack. To summarize, you're a boring hack.

Go hone your skills and come back fresh, ok? Start with some knock, knock jokes and work your way up. If you get lonely and need inspiration, I suggest watching the last 30 minutes of 8 Mile. Just because you are a loser now and have underachieved throughout your pathetic life does not mean you can't win big if you apply yourself.

As Eminem said in Lose Yourself
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

Do not miss your chance to blow, paperchaste. When the moment comes, you'll know what to do.

Enjoy your mini marshmellows.