Never said you have to buy it, fruitloop. Borrow it from one of your friends/roommates/male models-working-as-waiters-until-they-get-their-big-break.

"I will make no further statement or comment on Hot Properties until screen caps are posted from that movie by paperchaste specifically from minutes 43:11 and 1:12:18."

Now either follow the instructions or go fuck yourself with your Jeff Stryker dildo. And, no, I don't know where you can get a Jeff Mike dildo. Do your own research, man.


It's plain to see that your only attraction to this thread about Bobbi Starr was that you were hoping it was about some new dude named Bobby Starr. It's not. Get over it. Move on, homey...I mean, homo.