See you on stage at next year's AVN Awards. Eli Cross and I are talking about collaborating on this one. He wants to use Panaflex cameras and can't decide whether to pay Pacino to reprise his role as McConauaghy's mentor. I, on the other hand, want to shoot full automatic and do everything in my living room with actors wearing celebrity masks from a costume store to save a few bucks.

Not sure this is going to work out.

Either way, Bobbi Starr will have the lead. Let's get this thread back on track, shall we?